Monday 01/30 - It's Monday again

[Pete Nice]

I went to a massage parlor in Wichita when I was 18. It was obviously a prostitute thing. I didn't know the right code words to do stuff though, I guess.

The girls seemed really old to me then. Probaly only in their 30s though. They kept trying to get me to say certain things to get sexual favors I believe. I was all intimidated, and felt weird. Kept saying really dumb shit, about farms and high school.

I'd probaly do the same thing now.

I went to one in Tijuana with two buddies but was so paranoid I just sat in the waiting area out front and talked to the hostess while the two of them took care of business. I remember seeing two cops roll up on bikes and got paranoid. I said to the hostess "here comes two cops". I was all worried I was gonna spend the night in jail b/c my buddies wanted a blow job. She says "don't worry, we pay them, they are our security".

Never again.

Everyone knows the biggest threat in Tijuana is the cops.

I would have done the same. I got that level of paranoia. I would have been antsy as fuck just waiting for my friends.

The hostess sent someone over to the bar next door and bought a bucket of beer. Me and her sat there and drank it while my buddies got blow jobs fucked around with hookers.

[Chip]

My Dell is 6 years old & outdated

Would you buy a complete desktop set?

What desktop would you get? go?

I bought one desktop about 13 years ago.
I've built my own ever since.
And the one I have is maybe 4 or 5 years, and is still pretty decent.

I wish I knew how to build my own.

sent from the legion of doom

me too. I don't want to buy the tool set to do it though.

It's only a phillips screw driver.
Maybe a flat head, depending on the type of fan on the cpu.
It's not really a set.

[Pete Nice]

My Dell is 6 years old & outdated

Would you buy a complete desktop set?

What desktop would you get? go?

None, I will never buy anything but a laptop again.

I can not recommend Sony enough.

[LeNeve]

I entered discount code PETE NICE on the sony website, but it didn't do anything.

[Pete Nice]

I knew a chick that was fucking Brady in college.

One of my fraternity brother's had a cousin who was hot, but easy, fucked a bunch of us. She also fucked Jagr.

[LeNeve]

clitori

[Beckster]

Look at me, I'm putting two of their topics together.
Don't watch this with your girlfriend.

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Embedding disabled sucks dog nuts.

Every time we watch that movie, Jim tries to talk me into giving him a hall pass. He never likes the idea of me getting one, though, and I won't have it one-sided.

[Beckster]

I don't see stores like Best Buy going away completely.
People still like to see what they're buying in person, before they buy it.

Try before you buy.

I couldn't stand the thought of not being able to physically interact with an item that I want to purchase. That's like buying a car without even test driving it.

[Beckster]

hock:
damn. It's already 65 degrees here.

27F and snowing..

[Chip]

I don't see stores like Best Buy going away completely.
People still like to see what they're buying in person, before they buy it.

Try before you buy.

I couldn't stand the thought of not being able to physically interact with an item that I want to purchase. That's like buying a car without even test driving it.

davesmith.com!

[Pete Nice]

So I just got of a business phone call, not my work business, but side business. I was talking to a guy that I do side work with about renewing our Florida concealed carry permits. Everyone has Florida b/c they reciprocate with the most states. He said that as of a few months ago, Florida is not the best reciprocating CCP, Michigan is now. Michigan reciprocates with Nevada and a few others that Florida does not. Now I need to look into a Michigan one, might be making a trip up there this year to handle it.

[Pete Nice]

Here is a weird question? Do you think Jesus had sex. I am not trying to be an asshole here, I am dead serious. Dude was alive for 32 years and his best friend was a hooker.

I am going to say he did. I just have a feeling that the missing teen years that are not in the bible were a little crazy.

[Chip]

So I just got of a business phone call, not my work business, but side business. I was talking to a guy that I do side work with about renewing our Florida concealed carry permits. Everyone has Florida b/c they reciprocate with the most states. He said that as of a few months ago, Florida is not the best reciprocating CCP, Michigan is now. Michigan reciprocates with Nevada and a few others that Florida does not. Now I need to look into a Michigan one, might be making a trip up there this year to handle it.

I still owe you some Michigan beer.

[LeNeve]

sucky things about being a mechanic: pressurized gasoline bukakes, to the face, ad:

[Brampton]

Here is a weird question? Do you think Jesus had sex. I am not trying to be an asshole here, I am dead serious. Dude was alive for 32 years and his best friend was a hooker.

I am going to say he did. I just have a feeling that the missing teen years that are not in the bible were a little crazy.

really?