1-8-10 Its friday bitches, lets do this

[Derick]

So jersey shore recap. What the fuck is up with drama queen Sam, that chic is like a fucking revolving wheel of emotions. Then snookie gets hit again, girl you gotta learn to duck or something. Ronnie gets into a fight, his face looked pretty messed up for being on top the whole time, wonder what the other guy looks like. The solutions sister, nice bod, but kinda looks like the solution a bit, maybe if i was drunk enough and the solution wasnt around.