Wtf is wrong with people!?

[Beckster]

I was living with a girl back in 97 or 98. I was 18 years old. I had a new puppy sleeping on the bed with me late at night. It was a nice short haired pointer hunting dog. Extremely friendly and lovable. This chick comes home all drunk and starts yelling at me about the dog being on the bed and just basically wanting to start a fight with me. This was the same lady that stabbed me one time too. Anyway, I keep telling her to go to bed, settle down etc... I'm still kind of half asleep too.

The puppy is still just chilling, snuggled up next to me. Well she gets super angry now. She grabs the pup by its back legs, swings it, and smashes its head into the wall. Killed the dog instantly.

I was still laying down, and just reacted. I swung my leg up and around. It connected solid on her jaw. Knocked her out cold. I thought she was dead actually. While I was sitting there wondering what to do, she came back alive. I was still shitting bricks though.

She can't talk now, she's freaking. She takes off. Two days later cops arrest me for agg battery. I guess her jaw was shattered. I felt so bad about it I just started crying and told the cops that I had kicked her. Didn't even explain the whole story to them. Not sure it would have mattered anyway. Killing a dog is less of a crime as breaking a humans jaw for some reason. Especially 15 years ago.

Well, I pled guilty to lessor charges, but still got sentenced to a year in the state pen. Oh, and the stories I have from there. I saw some weird shit fo sho.

Ever think of writing a book?