Favorite movie quotes?

[the keifer]

Vacation has a lot of good quotes.
<gunshot> "Roll em up!"

-"Gee Dad, you must have launched this thing 50 yards!"
-"That's nothing to be proud of Russ. .....50 yards....."

"We're all gonna have fuckin fun we'll need plastic surgery to remove our goddamn smiles!!! You'll be whistling zippity doo dah out of your assholes!!!"

Anything from Vacation and Christmas Vacation; two favorites...
"Clark I think we are lost.
Ellen, it's only the biggest God damn hole on the face of the earth.
Clark, watch your mouth.
Make that the second."

Or

"Sorry folks, parks closed. The moose outside should have told you."

And

"Surprised Clark?
Eddie if I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet I wouldn't be more surprised than I an right now."

Or

"Do you hear that?
Jesus Bethany, you couldn't hear a dump truck going through a nitro glycerine plant."

Gotta love cousin Eddie. "Mary Christmas! Shitter's full!"
Or "If that cat had 9 lives, he just spent em all." :roflmao: