The Top 7 Reasons a Zombie Outbreak Will Fail

[Pete Nice]

Complete and total Zombie Propaganda.

First off what happens to all the bears, wolves and other animals that are supposed to go out and kill zomibes? Chewing on zombie flesh is bound to create more zombies. So now we have a shit ton of zombie-wild life going to town.

Second, I don't think you can take 15 million hunters and all of a sudden turn them into sharpshooters in a urban environment. They are bound to have tons of friendly fire incidents that lead to even more panic and chaos, that will play right into the zombies hands.

About the only legitimate argument is the heat and cold factors, however, zombies will create new zombies at a rate that will greatly decrease the impact of these factors.


Don't let you're guard down, shoot for the head.

I thought the same thing about the animals. That part of the theory is bunk. It is believed that an animal would not turn into a zombie, but just die.