Tuesday 2/5/15 - cold
02-05-2015, 04:31 PM
A kangaroo walks into a bar. Bartender comes over and asks him what he's having. "A martini," says the kangaroo. Bartender serves him the martini. Kangaroo reaches into his pouch and takes out a $20 and puts it on the bar. Bartender picks up the bill and goes to the register. He's going to make change when he thinks, He's a kangaroo, what does he know? So he puts the $20 in the register and closes the door.
It's quiet in the bar. Being bored, the bartender finally says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos in here."
"And at these prices, you wont' get many more."
It's quiet in the bar. Being bored, the bartender finally says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos in here."
"And at these prices, you wont' get many more."
