You can't be a Cougar!!

[Beckster]

I was listening to these guys say they were thrown off by older women trying to seduce them. Sounds like someone caught a dose of the ghey. It's a hot chick....wake the fuck up.

What I never understood is this.

Back in the day, they would talk about "hogging it", nailing a fat chick as that "bloop single" to get you back in the game.
But they're so against cougars?
Cougars are just as easy to get as a fat chick. But they can still be hot.
WTF?

I think they are intimidated by a woman who might know more in the sack than they do.