Monday September12, 2001...what did we learn this weekend?

[the keifer]

I learned 2 slutty women are better than one woman waiting at home with your kids, for certain people.

I learned if you start a friends harley at a biker rally, after the rally is over, the people organizing the thing will take the keys, and drive you home. (the friend was still somewhere with his 2 new slutty friends)

I learned that you should always delete text messages with random nussies, because if you lose your phone at a biker rally, are too drunk to go back to look for it, and your wife has to go find it. Then when she gets back home she throws stuff at you, and yells at you all night. Then yells at you more when you wake up. Then yells at you more on Monday morning. ad:

I learned that black people ride horses, and bulls, but are still able to maintain smooth black guy status, listen to rap, and dress in hip hop style.

I learned that all you can drink beer, for 20 dollars, is not neccesarily a good thing.

I learned the random drunk guy at the biker rally that wants to show you his kawasaki is probaly gay.

Sounds like you had a hell of a weekend.