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LeNeve Wrote:I walked into a closed door this morning. My hands were all dry, and when I went to turn the knob, my hand slipped, and didn't unlatch the door, it happened so quick, my brain didn't have time to register that the door would not open, when I pushed against it. MY face smashed into the window part and everything.
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Just because someone can call me Mom now doesn't mean I am gonna be Betty Freakin Cocker and bake any pies.
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Brampton Wrote:you guys think way too much of "body disposal" :?
What he said ^^^^^^
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Jeep has a Black Ops Edition 2011 out now. WTF?
Everything I say is not true and all things I claim to have done or do are just made up for argument sake!!
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Pete Nice Wrote:I just filled up my 16 gallon gas tank, 15.7 gallon cost me $55. FUCK THIS SHIT!!! It costs me more to get gas per month than my car payment. This is the beginning of the end.
I think we need to go back to horse and buggy... The horse can double as a lawn mower, too. Think of all the money you would save.
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Chip Wrote:Brian Wrote:Chip Wrote:Pete Nice Wrote:2:1 odds that Rich tries to have a threesome with two Sara Hoots
I'm not going to lie.
Having a 3-some with 2 models named Sara Hoots might be the greatest thing ever.
:high5:
Almost as cool as finding a green eyed chinese girl.
Then, saving her from an ancient chinese guy with all kinds of monsters on his team.
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Chip Wrote:Stupid cat.
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Donginator Wrote:so at lunch today a co-worker/friend approached me and said how people are saying at the company how I am always on the internet. the great thing is my review was awesome this year and my current boss was like, go on the internet as long as you get your shit done
all these people are jealous because they are more miserable than me, and a guy was recently let go for being on facebook too much and getting no work done. People need to mind their own business and worry about their own job
My old job was like that, until they wanted to get rid of people. My supervisor told me that I could do email, facebook or whatever, just so long as my work got done (which it always did).
Just because someone can call me Mom now doesn't mean I am gonna be Betty Freakin Cocker and bake any pies.
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I HATE PIE!!