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10 THINGS YOU NEED TO KNOW TODAY
Your daily look at late-breaking news, upcoming events and the stories that will be talked about today:

1. WHAT COULD HAVE CAUSED METRO-NORTH'S DERAILMENT
The train's engineer experienced a hypnotic-like "daze" and nodded at the controls before the crash, his lawyer says.

2. CONNECTICUT TO RELEASE 911 CALLS FROM NEWTOWN SHOOTING
The tapes of seven landline calls from inside Sandy Hook Elementary School will be released to the media.

3. HEZBOLLAH COMMANDER KILLED IN BEIRUT
The Lebanese militant group accuses Israel of assassinating one of its founding members outside his home.

4. CALM REMAINS ELUSIVE IN UKRAINE
Protesters set up tents across Kiev's Independence Square and the government shows no sign of yielding.

5. BIDEN BEGINS VISIT TO CHINA AT A TENSE TIME
The vice president plans to raise the issue of Beijing's newly-declared air defense zone that's riling Japan and other regional allies.

6. WHY JUDGE'S DETROIT BANKRUPTCY RULING PUTS PENSIONS AT RISK
The city can scrub $18 billion, half of which are linked to retiree and health care obligations, while it restructures its debts.

7. HOW MUCH THE TALLY WAS FOR CYBER MONDAY SALES
Online shoppers set a record, with e-commerce spending rising 18 percent from last year to $1.74 billion.

8. HE PRAYED FOR A MIRACLE - AND GOT ONE
A Nigerian survived three days in an air pocket in an upended boat about 100 feet down in the Atlantic. A video of his dramatic rescue has gone viral on the Internet.

9. CURSE OF POLITICAL UNREST HITS EGYPT'S PHARAONIC TREASURES
The nation's world-famous antiquities museum is facing riots at its doorstep and financial woes as turmoil continues.

10. BILLY JOEL SETTLING IN AT MADISON SQUARE GARDEN
The Piano Man says he'll perform monthly at the famed New York City venue for as long as fans come to see him.

I need a face palm smily.

LeNeve Wrote:I need a face palm smily.

He could fuck up a wet dream.

Brian Wrote:

LeNeve Wrote:I need a face palm smily.

He could fuck up a wet dream.

:roflmao: :roflmao:

Hahahaha... :roflmao:

From A Place Where Sleep Is Nonexistent.

2. CONNECTICUT TO RELEASE 911 CALLS FROM NEWTOWN SHOOTING
The tapes of seven landline calls from inside Sandy Hook Elementary School will be released to the media.

why? whats the point of this?

I got a nice carhart zip up hoody jacket for my birthday. It's all soft and warm. I love it.

1. WHAT COULD HAVE CAUSED METRO-NORTH'S DERAILMENT
The train's engineer experienced a hypnotic-like "daze" and nodded at the controls before the crash, his lawyer says.
~ Drugs are bad

2. CONNECTICUT TO RELEASE 911 CALLS FROM NEWTOWN SHOOTING
The tapes of seven landline calls from inside Sandy Hook Elementary School will be released to the media.
~ For what reason? I don't want to hear those.

5. BIDEN BEGINS VISIT TO CHINA AT A TENSE TIME
The vice president plans to raise the issue of Beijing's newly-declared air defense zone that's riling Japan and other regional allies.
~ He only went there to get some Chinese takeout.

6. WHY JUDGE'S DETROIT BANKRUPTCY RULING PUTS PENSIONS AT RISK
The city can scrub $18 billion, half of which are linked to retiree and health care obligations, while it restructures its debts.
~ That's not going to go over well

7. HOW MUCH THE TALLY WAS FOR CYBER MONDAY SALES
Online shoppers set a record, with e-commerce spending rising 18 percent from last year to $1.74 billion.
~ So how many of people are going to turn that in when they do their taxes?

8. HE PRAYED FOR A MIRACLE - AND GOT ONE
A Nigerian survived three days in an air pocket in an upended boat about 100 feet down in the Atlantic. A video of his dramatic rescue has gone viral on the Internet.
~ Old news

10. BILLY JOEL SETTLING IN AT MADISON SQUARE GARDEN
The Piano Man says he'll perform monthly at the famed New York City venue for as long as fans come to see him.
~ He's still alive?

From A Place Where Sleep Is Nonexistent.

I wonder if Pete has the same uniform?

Thanks Brampton.... I don't think anyone really needed to see that.

Derick.

Brampton Wrote:I wonder if Pete has the same uniform?

:roflmao:

From A Place Where Sleep Is Nonexistent.

So this is where Pepto Bismol comes from.

Joe Wrote:So this is where Pepto Bismol comes from.

What is that?

From A Place Where Sleep Is Nonexistent.