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JDubb Wrote:Ten Things You Need to Know Today: June 25, 2013
editorial.huffingtonpost.com

Your daily look at late-breaking news, upcoming events and the stories that will be talked about today:

1. RUSSIA CALLS DEMAND FOR EXTRADITING SNOWDEN `UNACCEPTABLE'
Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov lashed out at the U.S. for warning negative consequences if Russia doesn't turn over the NSA leaker.

Good for Russia, although I know they are just doing it to spite the US.

2. SEARCHING FOR SNOWDEN
Lavrov says Snowden hadn't crossed the Russian border. He didn't board a Cuba-bound flight he was registered on in Moscow and the country where he sought asylum doesn't know where he is.

I find that hard to believe. But I bet he is no longer in Russia.

3. ATTACK ON AFGHAN PRESIDENTIAL PALACE
Taliban militants with military-style uniforms infiltrated one of the most secure areas of the capital; all eight attackers died. It wasn't clear whether Karzai was at the palace.

There will never be peace, Islam is a religion of war and violence, best to get out of there and leave them to kill each other.

4. INTERNET SHUTDOWN ON KOREA ANNIVERSARY
Major websites in both North and South Korea crashed for hours on the 63rd anniversary of the start of the Korean war.

Anonymous?

5. WHAT PROSECUTORS WANT ZIMMERMAN JURY TO HEAR
They will ask a judge today to allow phone calls the ex-neighborhood watchman made to police about suspicious people in his neighborhood.

Not sure how that would hurt him?

6. OBAMA'S CLIMATE CHANGE PLAN
The president will propose the first-ever carbon dioxide emission limits on new and existing power plants at a speech today.

Carbon Dioxide limits? Is that really what we need to worry about? It is a natural byproduct of many living things.

7. IMMIGRATION TEST CLEARS WAY FOR SENATE VOTE
Senate passage of the overhaul that allows millions a chance at citizenship is likely this week, but House Republicans have shown little support.

I would hope they would show little support, that last thing we need is millions of new burdens upon the state. I can't fucking believe these Liberals just want to hand out citizenship to anyone who drags their stanky ass across the border.

8. WHY THE WEATHER IS SO EXTREME
The AP's Seth Borenstein says the jet stream that generally rushes from west to east in a straight line has been wobbly and going north and south.

Uhhhhh ok?

9. ANOTHER BUSINESS DROPS PAULA DEEN
Smithfield Foods, which sold hams with Deen's name on it, ended its relationship with the food celebrity after she admitted using racial slurs.

Didn't she say Ninja like 30 years ago? I think this might be just a little overblown and just another Liberal media drive based off political correctness.

10. LAST-MINUTE GOALS POWER CHICAGO TO STANLEY CUP
Brian Bickell and Dave Bolland each scored 17 seconds apart to give the Blackhawks a 3-2 win over the Boston Bruins and its second Cup in four years.

WOOT WOOT. I really though Boston would win, but Rask's hot streak stopped in the finals. I am just glad Jagr and Marchand didn't win a cup as I do not hate either team. Can't wait for hte upcoming draft and free agency in the next 10 days.

Brian Wrote:Bad color choice.

Pete Nice Wrote:7. IMMIGRATION TEST CLEARS WAY FOR SENATE VOTE
Senate passage of the overhaul that allows millions a chance at citizenship is likely this week, but House Republicans have shown little support.

I would hope they would show little support, that last thing we need is millions of new burdens upon the state. I can't fucking believe these Liberals just want to hand out citizenship to anyone who drags their stanky ass across the border.

Pete Nice Wrote:

Brian Wrote:Bad color choice.

Already fixed

JDubb Wrote:

Pete Nice Wrote:7. IMMIGRATION TEST CLEARS WAY FOR SENATE VOTE
Senate passage of the overhaul that allows millions a chance at citizenship is likely this week, but House Republicans have shown little support.

I would hope they would show little support, that last thing we need is millions of new burdens upon the state. I can't fucking believe these Liberals just want to hand out citizenship to anyone who drags their stanky ass across the border.

This is funny to me, when Bush wanted to do it the democrats were against it. Now it's being proposed once again, almost exactly as before, now the republicans are against it. lap:

Brian Wrote:

Pete Nice Wrote:

Brian Wrote:Bad color choice.

Already fixed

Too late, my jet stream's all wobbly.

JDubb Wrote:Ten Things You Need to Know Today: June 25, 2013
editorial.huffingtonpost.com

Your daily look at late-breaking news, upcoming events and the stories that will be talked about today:

1. RUSSIA CALLS DEMAND FOR EXTRADITING SNOWDEN `UNACCEPTABLE'
Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov lashed out at the U.S. for warning negative consequences if Russia doesn't turn over the NSA leaker.
Right now he's hanging out with Putin and they are taking turns wearing the Patriots Super Bowl ring

2. SEARCHING FOR SNOWDEN
Lavrov says Snowden hadn't crossed the Russian border. He didn't board a Cuba-bound flight he was registered on in Moscow and the country where he sought asylum doesn't know where he is.
I'm going to have to hit up Barack on Facebook and tell him to chill on this one.

3. ATTACK ON AFGHAN PRESIDENTIAL PALACE
Taliban militants with military-style uniforms infiltrated one of the most secure areas of the capital; all eight attackers died. It wasn't clear whether Karzai was at the palace.
Muslims. We'd be better off without them.

4. INTERNET SHUTDOWN ON KOREA ANNIVERSARY
Major websites in both North and South Korea crashed for hours on the 63rd anniversary of the start of the Korean war.
Anonymous, no doubt. I'm surprised they have internet in North Korea though.

5. WHAT PROSECUTORS WANT ZIMMERMAN JURY TO HEAR
They will ask a judge today to allow phone calls the ex-neighborhood watchman made to police about suspicious people in his neighborhood.
I don't claim to have an idea whether this guy killed the other guy in self defense or not, but he definitely had a bug up his ass about people in his neighborhood.

6. OBAMA'S CLIMATE CHANGE PLAN
The president will propose the first-ever carbon dioxide emission limits on new and existing power plants at a speech today.
I wonder if this was supposed to mean monoxide? If not, can't we just plant trees?

7. IMMIGRATION TEST CLEARS WAY FOR SENATE VOTE
Senate passage of the overhaul that allows millions a chance at citizenship is likely this week, but House Republicans have shown little support.
I'll trade in our Muslims for Mexicans any day.

8. WHY THE WEATHER IS SO EXTREME
The AP's Seth Borenstein says the jet stream that generally rushes from west to east in a straight line has been wobbly and going north and south.
Word! Mad Heat Yo!

9. ANOTHER BUSINESS DROPS PAULA DEEN
Smithfield Foods, which sold hams with Deen's name on it, ended its relationship with the food celebrity after she admitted using racial slurs.
Yeah it's a pussy liberal thing, but if you have the privilege of making millions of dollars being a public figure than you need to shut the fuck up and be the puppet they pay you to be.

10. LAST-MINUTE GOALS POWER CHICAGO TO STANLEY CUP
Brian Bickell and Dave Bolland each scored 17 seconds apart to give the Blackhawks a 3-2 win over the Boston Bruins and its second Cup in four years.
Boston strong ends here bitches! Fuck the Buins, Patriots and Red Sox. (No one cares about basketball)

NussieT Wrote:I graduated this day 9 years ago... fuck am I getting old!!!!

Chip Wrote:What the heck.
I miss one day, and and now there's dead hookers, spam and Alf naked having sex.
WTF?