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LeNeve Wrote:Dick move?

Listening to someone tell you all the things they want to do before they die, then when they are done telling you their dreams, you kill them.

It would be a huge dick move to take your time, tell them you're going to do it, and that they'll never do that stuff.

well. the cat that needs an ambulance had me laughing for almost a minute. :high5:

LeNeve Wrote:well. the cat that needs an ambulance had me laughing for almost a minute. :high5:

It's been about 5 minutes for me.

Do you guys ever look in your spam e-mail folder?
Does shit like this ever work on anyone?

BABE... i guess your not getting any of my email huh? ive beentryign to email u so many times but this dam laptop is such a piece ofgarbage and keeps freezing.. anyways how u been? In case u dont knowwho this is its ME ADRIANA.. we used to chat a bit on facebook and thenI think u deleted me haha.. anyways guess what... I got 2 things totell u.. both good news.. 1) im single now.. yup me and my bf broke upabout 3 months ago... and 2) guess where im moving? RIGHT EFFING NEARU.. lol... ur actually the only person im gonna know there.. well 3cousins too but i cant chill with them lol..I remember when we chattedu told me u thought i was cute and u wanted to chill so now we finallycan HAHA! im kinda scared to move.. im hoping this email addy is stillthe one you use and u can chat with me ebfore i get there.. maybe evenhelp me move my shit in...are u still on facebook? i cudnt find ui wassoo confused...anyways im gonna need someone to show me the town andtake me out so u better be around bebe...we only chatted a coupletimes but i remember thinking to myself i wanted to get ot know ubetter when i was single....... well im 23.. virgo.. love the outdoors and love to socialize, go out for drinks, restaurants, movies etc.. travel.. . uhhh oh im a super horny gurl too but every gurl is they just wont admit it. so ilove watching p0rn and all that.. love sex etc blah blah blah...who doesnt... i hope u remmeber me and still wanna chill and arent married yet lol.. OH YA also.. i need to find a job when i get there.. do u have any hookups or know anybody hiring? icurrently work from home and well thats cool but i need ot be outmeeting people.. oh wait. i dont think i ever actually told u what idid? hmm shud i......???? ok WELLLL... and dont get all weirded outon me.. i work on a webcam chat community site and i get paid to chatwith people and get naked HHAHA... BOMB right ? I KNOW.. anyways i hope u dont look down on that and NO THATS NOT WHY IM CONTACTING U RELAX URSELF lol... i actually need help once i move and i remembered u live there so im reaching out.... ive tried ot send this email to u maybe 3 times already and imhopign this time i can hit SEND before i run into trouble lol..ANYWAYS.. heres the deal....every month natalie (my boss) gives eachof us 3 VIP codes to give out to whoever we want.. so with this code ucan lgoin to watch me at work for free and dont have to pay likeeveryone else... the only way i can give u one of the codes (so we canchat) is if you absolutey DO NOT give it out to anyone else and u ONLYUSE IT FOR URSELF... i only get 3 a month and she gets pissed if morethan 3 people use them so DONT SHARE IT MISTER... i figured u cudalways email me back instead but my email account doesnt even let melogin half the time.. so the bets palce ot chat me is my chat room...if theres anyone else logged in when u sign in ill boot them out.. butremember DONT SHARE THIS PASSWORD PLEASE BABE IM BEGGING U.. I TRUSTU... im online most of the day now to try and save money for my move..anyways ive rambled on and on now and ur probablysoooo annnoyed with me so ill stop now.. im gonna go start work.. ireally hope u come chat me. it wud make my day and releive a lot of mystress about the move... REALLY i mean that....anyways once i see u ininsdie ill shoot u myc ell number and u can gimme yours.. if u dontwanna come chat i understand but its really the only palce to find menow days.. if u email me abck ill probably get it once i get thereafter my internet is setup so about 2-3 weeks fomr now.. but im hopignto see u in my chat room.. rmemeber its 100% free with this code imgonna give u.. just DONT GIVE IT OUT OR ILL KICK U IN THE BALLSINSTEAD OF LICK U IN THE BALLS WHEN IS EE U hahahahha...k babe im outfor now... chat ya soon.. kisses xoxo ADRIANA FREE VIP BYPASS LINK

hock: only thing I get in my spam is how to make my dick bigger

Pete Nice Wrote:BTW, for those of you who are not on Facebook (you know who you are), don't pay attention to facebook (you also know who you are) or just don't feel like responding on facebook (you know who you are)....

the St. Pat's party is March 17th, a Saturday. Let me know if you are interested. Sleeping quarters are filling up fast.

I'm trying to get out of work and they're being bitches.

Brampton Wrote:

Pete Nice Wrote:So I should look forward to knowing on the 17th? :roflmao:

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we have some personal stuff that we are dealing with right now, and going anywhere for a few days may be out of the question

Ruh-roh....

She had me at babe. I'm in love. "imhopign" to find something like this in my spam folder.

She only gets to share with 3 people. ad:

She's going to be pissed at Chip.

"DONT GIVE IT OUT OR ILL KICK U IN THE BALLSINSTEAD OF LICK U IN THE BALLS WHEN IS EE"

Point Form

- Derick the place looks pretty good. I know know nothing about real estate. We bought an empty piece of land for $13K and bought our house 6 years ago for $92K and its worth $250-265K.

-I always bake and I always wash everything down before I send it out anywhere. I am currently in the process of making a lemon meringue pie and an apple pie for tonight.

- I had a dog growing up it lived outside. It used to live inside until it decided to jump out the living room window when we weren't home to chase an employee of my dads who was parking their truck in our yard for the night. My inlaws have a retriver/lab cross it lives in the house... it's dumb as shit and it doesn't eat anything unless its food you left out...

- I don't watch any sports other than the odd playoff hockey game and my Bombers play. Never liked basketball, baseball is only ok when you watch it live.

weirdest spam Ive found so far.

"it then hed have a flame.

(some link to somewhere bad probaly)

pieces of a chester broke off."

online german casino I guess.

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LeNeve Wrote:She had me at babe. I'm in love. "imhopign" to find something like this in my spam folder.

She only gets to share with 3 people. ad:

She's going to be pissed at Chip.

"DONT GIVE IT OUT OR ILL KICK U IN THE BALLSINSTEAD OF LICK U IN THE BALLS WHEN IS EE"

I remember a long time ago a friend telling me about an e-mail he got.
He said it was a link pictures of Brittny Spears' secret nude photo shoot.
He thought it was real and was going to check it out as soon as he got home.
This was way before all her beaver shots were out there.

I heard an ad on the radio today on my drive home saying we should be more like dogs.

I have never understood how spam worked and fooled people. I still don't get why they believe it, but I do know a handful of people that are still waiting for their nigerian money and shit.