Dudebro Nation

Us Southern folk think all y'all Yankees talk funny

I HATE when someone says "you's guys".

This is something that is totally a regional thing so I can't really blame Rich but it drives me fucking bonkers, whenever he goes out and has a couple "beers" with his buddies. Here we would just say "beer" cause it's already pluraled. To me it would be like saying "shrimps" or "deers" or "mooses". It stands out and I always catch it whenever said. Do you but a case of coke or "cokes"? A case of beer or "beers"? And the way pronounces "tournament". It's not right or wrong, just different.

I hate thee way your guys' wine and web boy says "VAA NERR CHUCK
I hate the way the girl from the hughes net commercial, or anybody, says " not so much" when it doesn't apply
I hate the way the girl from those progressive insurance ads says everything. And i hate when someone didn't hear what you said, and instead of saying "what?" they say " what happen?" Nothing happened dickhead. I said something and you didn't hear it.

I am friends with a guy who went to high school with that chick from the progressive commercial. Said she was the biggest whore he has ever met, basically the Bree Olson of his high school. He said the football team ran a train on her once, not the whole team, but a bunch of the players.

Pete Nice Wrote:I am friends with a guy who went to high school with that chick from the progressive commercial. Said she was the biggest whore he has ever met, basically the Bree Olson of his high school. He said the football team ran a train on her once, not the whole team, but a bunch of the players.

Is it wrong that I find her 10x hotter now?

cody Wrote:

Pete Nice Wrote:I am friends with a guy who went to high school with that chick from the progressive commercial. Said she was the biggest whore he has ever met, basically the Bree Olson of his high school. He said the football team ran a train on her once, not the whole team, but a bunch of the players.

Is it wrong that I find her 10x hotter now?

I hear ya. He says there are tons of nude shots of her out there from back then, but he doesn't know if anyone has ever sent them to a amateur porn sight or anything.

Pete Nice Wrote:

cody Wrote:

Pete Nice Wrote:I am friends with a guy who went to high school with that chick from the progressive commercial. Said she was the biggest whore he has ever met, basically the Bree Olson of his high school. He said the football team ran a train on her once, not the whole team, but a bunch of the players.

Is it wrong that I find her 10x hotter now?

I hear ya. He says there are tons of nude shots of her out there from back then, but he doesn't know if anyone has ever sent them to a amateur porn sight or anything.

I do hope there are Pete. I hope there are.
Now that you think of it you can totally see her being a huge whore, I just can't watch those commercials the same way now.

Chip Wrote:

LeNeve Wrote:What the Fuck is a zanzabar?

Isn't that a song?

You're thinking of Xanadu

beckster aka Tatertits Wrote:

Chip Wrote:

LeNeve Wrote:What the Fuck is a zanzabar?

Isn't that a song?

You're thinking of Xanadu

Good God no, I am not.

I feel like there's a Primus, or Faith No More, song where he yells "Zanzabar" at the end of it.

Chip Wrote:

beckster Wrote:

Chip Wrote:

LeNeve Wrote:What the Fuck is a zanzabar?

Isn't that a song?

You're thinking of Xanadu

Good God no, I am not.

I feel like there's a Primus, or Faith No More, song where he yells "Zanzabar" at the end of it.

That doesn't sound familiar at all.

The way Rich says "strawberries" like stroahberries. Drive me crazy. Maybe it is a southern thing. We are after all notorius for adding extra syllables to words.

beckster aka Tatertits Wrote:

Chip Wrote:

LeNeve Wrote:What the Fuck is a zanzabar?

Isn't that a song?

You're thinking of Xanadu

Girl I love that awful movie! If you ever have the chance...check out "Roller Boogie" with Linda Blair frrom the Excorist....hilarious & awful all rolled into one

geinslunchbox Wrote:

beckster aka Tatertits Wrote:

Chip Wrote:

LeNeve Wrote:What the Fuck is a zanzabar?

Isn't that a song?

You're thinking of Xanadu

Girl I love that awful movie! If you ever have the chance...check out "Roller Boogie" with Linda Blair frrom the Excorist....hilarious & awful all rolled into one

Xanadu is a Rush song (sweet song if you like prog rock). Its also mentioned in the Samuel Coleridge poem.

the keifer Wrote:I HATE when someone says "you's guys".

- I think you mean "yous" as in people making the you plural by adding the s. As someone from philly region that really annoys the hell out of me.

Rydrum Wrote:

the keifer Wrote:I HATE when someone says "you's guys".

- I think you mean "yous" as in people making the you plural by adding the s. As someone from philly region that really annoys the hell out of me.

Nope. I was just gonna post a variation of that. What are yous doing this weekend?