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Chip Wrote:
LeNeve Wrote:OSHA made us get metal red cans for the oily red rags. They came with instructions, how to use them. Wtf

They have to do that in order to justify them still having a job.
If they didn't, it would prove their position is no longer needed.

I bet there is some dumb fuck out there, who got a job through some sort of program, and nobody can fire him or they will be sued.

That guy probaly needs the instructions.
i bleed green Wrote:Crocs is donating 100,000 pairs to Japan.

Haven't they suffered enough?
i bleed green Wrote:Crocs is donating 100,000 pairs to Japan.

you know what? I don't think I have a problem with asian peeps wearing crocs.
I wonder if I'm supposed to keep these instructions in a safety information file somewhere. I think I'll just put my balls on them, and throw them away.
OSHA investigator: Mr. LeNeve, you say you cut your scrotum at the workplace, how did this happen again?

Me: ummm, I was putting my balls on the safety sheets....... I'm sorry.
LeNeve Wrote:OSHA investigator: Mr. LeNeve, you say you cut your scrotum at the workplace, how did this happen again?

Me: ummm, I was putting my balls on the safety sheets....... I'm sorry.

That sounds about right.
I guess we have to do alot of other safety things too. Like put stickers on stuff that gets hot. this is gay.
i bleed green Wrote:Crocs is donating 100,000 pairs to Japan.

To clean up the dead bodies?

Oh, you mean shoes.

Too early?
LeNeve Wrote:I guess we have to do alot of other safety things too. Like put stickers on stuff that gets hot. this is gay.
Put them where they will catch on fire.
Hondo Wrote:
i bleed green Wrote:Crocs is donating 100,000 pairs to Japan.

To clean up the dead bodies?

Oh, you mean shoes.

Too early?
Nah. Plenty of time.
Hondo Wrote:
i bleed green Wrote:Crocs is donating 100,000 pairs to Japan.

To clean up the dead bodies?

Oh, you mean shoes.

Too early?

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

too early, no way, that was too late.
i bleed green Wrote:Crocs is donating 100,000 pairs to Japan.
As if the Japanese haven't already suffered enough.
JDubb Wrote:
beckster Wrote:
Pete Nice Wrote:Work sucks, I wish I was a trust fund kid.

I wish I had won the lotto. On the plus side, i have won one small victory. My former employer is finally giving me copies of my employee evaluations. It took weeks of emails to get that far. Now on to the big appeal crap.
A lawyer would have been faster. I still think you need to go that route. Fighting to get unemployment is one thing but if they unlawfully terminated you, it would be like winning the lottery.

I did better. I contacted the Labor Board.
i bleed green Wrote:Crocs is donating 100,000 pairs to Japan.
Blouse wearin goldfish tenders

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Hondo Wrote:
i bleed green Wrote:Crocs is donating 100,000 pairs to Japan.

To clean up the dead bodies?

Oh, you mean shoes.

Too early?
Lol....roflmao.....ha

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