Dudebro Nation

I have several people on facebook that irritate me, amuse me, and confuse me on the daily. I know there are websites dedicated to shit like this, but I want to share some of the personal ones I see daily. You guys should do the same.

Crystal:
I hate when people act dumb!!

Pearl:
I know me 2... I just want 2 punch dem n da face!

Amity:

BBQ Hot Links in the crockpot slow cooking for this evening, getting ready to start in on my baked beans so they will be ready to go in the oven!!! Don't care what happens today as long as my kids are happy and nobody interupts my dinner!!! Can't Wait.......YUMMMMMM))

Hayley:

If u wouldnt do stuff like that ppl wouldnt talk about u like that, just saying.

(this was a status update, said to no one at all.)

Are you freaking serious dude?

Steve:
I can't lie, I was never really one for flings and shit. I was always into meaningful relationships and studying my woman's personality, strengths, and weaknesses. So in my lifetime, I passed on a lot of potential and full blown whores. I win.

LeNeve Wrote:Are you freaking serious dude?

Steve:
I can't lie, I was never really one for flings and shit. I was always into meaningful relationships and studying my woman's personality, strengths, and weaknesses. So in my lifetime, I passed on a lot of potential and full blown whores. I win.

:fag:

Marty(my good friends mother):
Looking forward to going to the Garden Show this weekend and looking at all the pretty flowers. I need some color again this old landscape is looking pretty dull about now.

How bout the ones that don't make sense to most people.

Michelle:
over it
Meg:
:-(

How about unfriending them? :poke:

I did that with several people from my home town and former co-workers. They were so annoying and crazy I just unfriended them, problem solved.

JDubb Wrote:How about unfriending them? :poke:

I did that with several people from my home town and former co-workers. They were so annoying and crazy I just unfriended them, problem solved.

JDumb, that's not the point of this thread :duh:

Everyone: You should get facebook, it's fun!



Pros: Getting in touch with people I haven't seen in a long time...

on second thought...

Cons: Getting in touch with people I haven't seen in a long time, farmville, this thread, everything else about FaceBook..

Oh, I can have fun with this!!!!!

Well there is the whole exploitable hot MILFs from high school thing....

I find this one pretty funny.

Michelle:

Beef and broccoli is not meant to come back up... Another reminder that the pregnancy is worse than the actual childbirth.

lamebook.com rules.