Dudebro Nation

Kandace: I think that I should start taking more weekend shifts...every time I go to work, Chris cleans the house!!! : ) How did I get so lucky???

her post two hours earlier: Maybe the roads are too bad for me to go into work today...at Bumkins.

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She and her fiance live on 1st street and Bumkins is on the corner of 3rd and Park...

Rebecca: Went to see Rihanna and Calvin Harris last night. Was amazing Me: Did you see Rihanna's fivehead? Rebecca: Don't be so rude, Ken. STFU.(No, I did not actually say it.) Dumb bitch.

Sharon: Feels like I'm being punished, just not sure why?

:roll:

I'm also seeing a ton of chicks on my friends list posting that they are pregnant or have gotten puppies recently. I hope the pregnancy part isn't contagious!!!! And I don't need another dog.

Russian Girl: I'm pregnant and going to Chicago for child support.

Joe Wrote:Russian Girl: I'm pregnant and going to Chicago for child support.

:roflmao: but really :finger:

Joe Wrote:Russian Girl: I'm pregnant and going to Chicago for child support.

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

Joe Wrote:Russian Girl: I'm pregnant and going to Chicago for child support.

:roflmao: :roflmao:

Russian Girl: "How you say nyet in English?"

Joe Wrote:Russian Girl: "How you say nyet in English?"

:roflmao: :roflmao: So, worng, so very wrong..... :roflmao:

Guy sitting behind Pete's car at traffic light: I saw the strangest thing today. Sitting at the traffic light and this car in front of me had the most distinct ass print on it's trunk...

beckster aka Tatertits Wrote:Guy sitting behind Pete's car at traffic light: I saw the strangest thing today. Sitting at the traffic light and this car in front of me had the most distinct ass print on it's trunk...

So you're saying the girl isn't still under the car hiding?

Nussie_T Wrote:Kandace: I think that I should start taking more weekend shifts...every time I go to work, Chris cleans the house!!! : ) How did I get so lucky???

her post two hours earlier: Maybe the roads are too bad for me to go into work today...at Bumkins.

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She and her fiance live on 1st street and Bumkins is on the corner of 3rd and Park...

She spells her name wrong.

Joe Wrote:

beckster Wrote:Guy sitting behind Pete's car at traffic light: I saw the strangest thing today. Sitting at the traffic light and this car in front of me had the most distinct ass print on it's trunk...

So you're saying the girl isn't still under the car hiding?

I heard she held on for a few miles, but he hit a pothole and lost her.

beckster aka Tatertits Wrote:

Joe Wrote:

beckster Wrote:Guy sitting behind Pete's car at traffic light: I saw the strangest thing today. Sitting at the traffic light and this car in front of me had the most distinct ass print on it's trunk...

So you're saying the girl isn't still under the car hiding?

I heard she held on for a few miles, but he hit a pothole and lost her.

Probably hiding under someone else's car right now.