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A Dudebro call to arms: Matthew McConaughey
#1
This weekend my significant other dragged me to Ghost of Girlfriends Past. I learned a couple of things:

1-He can not act.
2-Girls begin to ovulate at the sight of him
3-A drink straw will not do enough damage to eyes to cause blindness.

I put up with him for a long time based solely on his performance in Dazed and Confused.

So i ask are there any redeemable movies of his? And if not can we unite and put a stop to him?
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#2
A Time To Kill. Good redeeming movie of his. Other than that, every other movie I've seen with him he's just walking around without a shirt. He wasn't bad in How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days, but then again, I can only say that once a year without losing my man card.
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#3
I think he did an ok job in "A Time To Kill" After that 90% of his movies have been chick movies.
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#4
Its unanimous at my house. He sucks.

I asked the wife and she only said "a time to kill" and "dazed and confused"

Its time for him to quit :deadhorse: and die already!
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#5
The one where he searches for Treasure with Kate Hudson is not bad, and Kate is in a Bikini some. SO HOOOOT, want to touch the hiney...
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#6
I don't know if any of you remember, but back in '92 he starred as the memorable Larry Dickens in an episode of "Unsolved Mysteries." Unbelievably good.........j/k.

He sucks.
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#7
It's some kind of rule that he has to be shirtless in all his movies. Although if I looked like him I'd be shirtless all the time too
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#8
Derick Wrote:It's some kind of rule that he has to be shirtless in all his movies. Although if I looked like him I'd be shirtless all the time too
He's shirtless even when he's not in the movies.
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#9
Given the myths over the size of his arms, I love the title of this post.
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#10
He's really only good at making that dumb stare. He was terrible in Tropic Thunder. I still wonder if they wanted him to be that bad or he just is.
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#11
beckster Wrote:He's really only good at making that dumb stare. He was terrible in Tropic Thunder. I still wonder if they wanted him to be that bad or he just is.

He wasn't the only one that was terrible in Tropic Thunder. Everybody involved in the making of that movie should :killme:

But you are right about that stare :duh:
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#12
beckster Wrote:He's really only good at making that dumb stare. He was terrible in Tropic Thunder. I still wonder if they wanted him to be that bad or he just is.
Wait... wut? Are you talking about Matthew McConaughey or Ben Stiller here?

Tropic Thunder was Ben Stiller, Jack Black, Robert Downey Jr and the scrawny kid from Popular Mechanics for Kids... Oh and the best perfomance ever by Tom Cruise...

This is Mat McConaughey...

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Mooreski Wrote:
beckster Wrote:He's really only good at making that dumb stare. He was terrible in Tropic Thunder. I still wonder if they wanted him to be that bad or he just is.
Wait... wut? Are you talking about Matthew McConaughey or Ben Stiller here?

Tropic Thunder was Ben Stiller, Jack Black, Robert Downey Jr and the scrawny kid from Popular Mechanics for Kids... Oh and the best perfomance ever by Tom Cruise...

This is Mat McConaughey...

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McConaughey played Stiller's agent. Fortunate lee it was a small role.
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