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A woman speeding down the road is pulled over by a lady officer. The officer asks for the woman's drivers license. After watching the woman fumble around for a few minutes, the exasperated officer says, "Look, it's square and has your picture on it."

"Oh," says the woman, "here you go" and she hands the officer her pocket mirror.

The officer looks at the mirror and quickly hands it back, saying, "I'm sorry, miss. I didn't realize you were a police officer!"
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#2
???? I know it usually kills the joke to explain it, but I don't get it
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ap bikini team Wrote:???? I know it usually kills the joke to explain it, but I don't get it

They're both blondes..... Does that help?
Just because someone can call me Mom now doesn't mean I am gonna be Betty Freakin Cocker and bake any pies.
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#4
OK! Now that make the joke make perfect sense! That should have been put in there! lol
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#5
Even better would be to replace the two people with a specific duo on a specific forum (hint: not this forum) :mrgreen:
Just because someone can call me Mom now doesn't mean I am gonna be Betty Freakin Cocker and bake any pies.
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#6
Actually Paul, the joke is that they are both women.
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#7
lesbian women?
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#8
One could use the cuffs on the other.
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