09/29 - No Thread Tuesday

[Chip]

No. This cop is wack. Bunch of empty monster energy cans under the seats.

So you could probably explain to the cop what you did, and he'll help you cover it up for a case of beer or something?

[Beckster]

No. This cop is wack. Bunch of empty monster energy cans under the seats.

Well, what do you expect??? Other than your shenanigans, what does he have to do except watch corn grow and try to stay awake.

[Pete Nice]

So. I was working on a police car this morning. Switches for the cop lights are on the center console. Im going 65. Old guy pulls over. Knew lights were on. Didnt know how. Figured that out. Proceeded to do 100 miles an hour, until it started shaking. Talked some shit about cops out loud to myself.

Realize back at the shop, dash cam auto starts when lights are activated.

Burns files to dvd in cop car. In a secure locked fire proof box.

Picked lock. Currently trying to figure out how to delete "event 10" only, and put DVD back....


Hahaha.

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This is what I miss most about DBN! :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

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[LeNeve]

No. This cop is wack. Bunch of empty monster energy cans under the seats.

So you could probably explain to the cop what you did, and he'll help you cover it up for a case of beer or something?

Ive never seen this guy. Hes really new. The entire force is actually. None of the original LeNeve supporters are there. Need to be extra careful now.

[LeNeve]

Think hes the canine unit also. Dog treats on the front seat. But no dog hair or dog smell or tore up back seat......

So he eats dog treats probaly.

[Pete Nice]