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Naming inanimate objects at work.
#1
So I'm going to come clean, and publicly admit that I have names for my favorite tools at work. I was curious if anyone else shares this bizzarre behavior with me.

Here is my top five:
1. 3/8 drive flex head ratchet. Name: Seargent Flex
2. 3/8 drive stubby ratchet. Name: Captain Stubbs
3. 1/4 drive universal socket. Name: Wobble Master
4. 1/4 inch drive air ratchet. Name: Dr. ratchet
5. Pry bars, all of them. Name: Pryasaurus.
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#2
nope
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#3
I have no names for my work equipment. Your weird.
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#4
I call my work pc Piece of Shit. My pc at home is the Beast.
Just because someone can call me Mom now doesn't mean I am gonna be Betty Freakin Cocker and bake any pies.
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#5
Derick Wrote:nope

So you are telling me you have not named a bunson burner, or a beaker.
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#6
Pete Nice Wrote:I have no names for my work equipment. Your weird.

You don't name your tasers, or cameras. You do not have any names for your firearms?

You are weird.
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#7
LeNeve Wrote:
Pete Nice Wrote:I have no names for my work equipment. Your weird.

You don't name your tasers, or cameras. You do not have any names for your firearms?

You are weird.

Nope, my laptops, cameras, weapons, surveillance equipment. None of them have names.

Your weird.
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#8
I've got some names for coworkers who I think would be better off as inanimate objects, but that's about it.
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#9
ok the guy at work thinks I'm weird too. Wtf

BTW, my side dykes are named missus snippers. :flipoff: :flipoff: :flipoff: :flipoff:
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#10
Pete Nice Wrote:Nope, my laptops, cameras, weapons, surveillance equipment. None of them have names.

Your weird.

Agreed. Weird
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#11
LeNeve Wrote:ok the guy at work thinks I'm weird too. Wtf

BTW, my side dykes are named missus snippers. :flipoff: :flipoff: :flipoff: :flipoff:


You keep dykes on the side at your work station? Are they naked?
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#12
I have dykes and strippers in the back of my van all the time. They're a little warn though.

Honest-Lee though I never really had names for my tools.
I do sometimes call them by the brand name like the DeWalt.
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the keifer Wrote:I have dykes in the back of my van all the time. They're a little warn though.

Honest-Lee though I never really had names for my tools.
I do sometimes call them by the brand name like the DeWalt.

Try it. It will make your day go a little better. It's just non sense fun, I do to keep myself entertained through the day.
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#14
LeNeve Wrote:
the keifer Wrote:I have dykes in the back of my van all the time. They're a little warn though.

Honest-Lee though I never really had names for my tools.
I do sometimes call them by the brand name like the DeWalt.

Try it. It will make your day go a little better. It's just non sense fun, I do to keep myself entertained through the day.
I jokingly poke fun at my helper during the day. That passes the time for me even when I'm on the road half the day.
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#15
Well it is not stuff at work and not cutesy names.

I got my stuff like my power drill that I call my power drill or my utility knife that I call Knife. Okay that one might be a nickname since it is capitalized.

Wow I am completely unoriginal.
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