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LeNeve Wrote:Chip Wrote:Joe Wrote:I need to get on this lottery thing. If I win I'd by the company I work for so I could to mean things to people that I don't like working for.
Yeah, I need to buy some tickets.
I could get $10,597,500 a year for 30 years.
Or, $214,846,650 cash after taxes and everything
https://www.usamega.com/powerball-jackpot.asp
as long as Obama is still president, there is no way anyone can live on 10 million dollars a year.
he will make you give all your money to dem people.
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i guess you could rip a scrotum up pretty good with a set of electric sheep shears too.
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LeNeve Wrote:LeNeve Wrote:Chip Wrote:Joe Wrote:I need to get on this lottery thing. If I win I'd by the company I work for so I could to mean things to people that I don't like working for.
Yeah, I need to buy some tickets.
I could get $10,597,500 a year for 30 years.
Or, $214,846,650 cash after taxes and everything
https://www.usamega.com/powerball-jackpot.asp
as long as Obama is still president, there is no way anyone can live on 10 million dollars a year.
he will make you give all your money to dem people.
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Haha.
Remember when white people could make racist jokes?
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:roflmao: :roflmao:
"Kansas City faggots"
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I was thinking about that yesterday when I watched those black guys combing the desert with an afro pick.
you couldn't put that in a movie these day probaly. people would boycott the movie, and you would have to go on a appology tour.
lame
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LeNeve Wrote:I was thinking about that yesterday when I watched those black guys combing the desert with an afro pick.
you couldn't put that in a movie these day probaly. people would boycott the movie, and you would have to go on a appology tour.
lame
Yeah.
And you'll be known as that "nagger guy" forever.
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I think the Dubai police have a little too much money.
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Chip Wrote:If you guys don't hear from me for a while, hopefully it means that I won a half a billion dollars from the Power Ball.
And I'll be living on my own private island somewhere.
Son of a bitch. It got bigger? Ok. I am buying a ticket at lunch.
Just because someone can call me Mom now doesn't mean I am gonna be Betty Freakin Cocker and bake any pies.
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Chip Wrote:LeNeve Wrote:not Art Garfunkle. he doesn't kick ass.
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I like Simon and Garfunkle.
I have to agree with Chip. Simon and Garfunkle are awesome.
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Chip Wrote::rock: :rock: :rock: :rock: :rock: :rock: :rock:
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Epicness!! :rock: :rock: :rock:
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Chip Wrote:I swear, I don't look for hilarious news stories from Ohio, they just really stand out from the rest.
How do you not laugh at this headline?
Pig Eats Owner's Pot, Man Has A Meltdown
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/a...pot-879041
And just to be fair, here's one from Russia.
Russian brothel employs only married women - charging six times as much for men to sleep with someone else's wife
https://uk.news.yahoo.com/russian-brothe...ml#3WS68MP
:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: To both
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Chip Wrote:And who can forget Cecilia, that slut.
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I just heard that on the radio an hour ago.
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Chip Wrote:hock:
Randy Quaid is out of his mind.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-...rdoch.html
Wll, I guess I know why Christmas Vacation 2 sucked and why he hasn't made anything lately. I want to see the videos though..
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Joe Wrote:I need to get on this lottery thing. If I win I'd by the company I work for so I could to mean things to people that I don't like working for.
:high5:
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LeNeve Wrote:Chip Wrote:Joe Wrote:I need to get on this lottery thing. If I win I'd by the company I work for so I could to mean things to people that I don't like working for.
Yeah, I need to buy some tickets.
I could get $10,597,500 a year for 30 years.
Or, $214,846,650 cash after taxes and everything
https://www.usamega.com/powerball-jackpot.asp
as long as Obama is still president, there is no way anyone can live on 10 million dollars a year.
Ha!
Just because someone can call me Mom now doesn't mean I am gonna be Betty Freakin Cocker and bake any pies.
Beckster is the new Dexter
I HATE PIE!!
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