Tuesday, February 10, 2015 ~ Do not Disturb

[Chip]

If you guys don't hear from me for a while, hopefully it means that I won a half a billion dollars from the Power Ball.
And I'll be living on my own private island somewhere.

[Chip]

not Art Garfunkle. he doesn't kick ass.

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I like Simon and Garfunkle.

[Chip]

I swear, I don't look for hilarious news stories from Ohio, they just really stand out from the rest.
How do you not laugh at this headline?

Pig Eats Owner's Pot, Man Has A Meltdown

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/a...pot-879041


And just to be fair, here's one from Russia.

Russian brothel employs only married women - charging six times as much for men to sleep with someone else's wife

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/russian-brothe...ml#3WS68MP

[Chip]

:rock: :rock: :rock: :rock: :rock: :rock: :rock:

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[Chip]

And who can forget Cecilia, that slut.

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[Chip]

hock:
Randy Quaid is out of his mind.


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-...rdoch.html

[Chip]

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[Joe]

I need to get on this lottery thing. If I win I'd by the company I work for so I could to mean things to people that I don't like working for.

[Chip]

I need to get on this lottery thing. If I win I'd by the company I work for so I could to mean things to people that I don't like working for.

Yeah, I need to buy some tickets.

I could get $10,597,500 a year for 30 years.
Or, $214,846,650 cash after taxes and everything



https://www.usamega.com/powerball-jackpot.asp

[NussieT]

I need to get on this lottery thing. If I win I'd by the company I work for so I could to mean things to people that I don't like working for.

You could be part of our group. Whenever we go out for lunch or dinner with business friends there is always a discussion on who's company has the worst employees and their most hated customer.

[Beckster]

Oh, well that explains it.

Froehlich, records show, blamed his behavior on stress caused by the death of his mother-in-law, difficulties with his medical practice, his prostate cancer diagnosis, and a diet regimen he was following.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/i...ist-897031

Why do they always throw a cancer excuse in there? :roll:

[Beckster]

How do you rip a scrotum to shreds?

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/r...ack-342091

[LeNeve]

I need to get on this lottery thing. If I win I'd by the company I work for so I could to mean things to people that I don't like working for.

Yeah, I need to buy some tickets.

I could get $10,597,500 a year for 30 years.
Or, $214,846,650 cash after taxes and everything



https://www.usamega.com/powerball-jackpot.asp

as long as Obama is still president, there is no way anyone can live on 10 million dollars a year.

[Chip]

How do you rip a scrotum to shreds?

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/r...ack-342091

hock:
Shut up.
There is no way that story is real.
The guy went to Ball Memorial Hospital?

[LeNeve]

How do you rip a scrotum to shreds?

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/r...ack-342091

electric egg beater probaly.