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Monday 02/09/15 - Eff the snow.
#31
Why is my life so fucked up!?

We have a woman and her two kids living on a rental property we own. The dumb bitch pissed off her adult daughter that she's leaving and now she can't afford the rent by herself. I told Jim there was no way we were going to lower the rent for her. She has a 1100 sq ft home with 4 bedrooms and we clear the snow for her already.
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#32
NussieT Wrote:Why is my life so fucked up!?

We have a woman and her two kids living on a rental property we own. The dumb bitch pissed off her adult daughter that she's leaving and now she can't afford the rent by herself. I told Jim there was no way we were going to lower the rent for her. She has a 1100 sq ft home with 4 bedrooms and we clear the snow for her already.

You guys could let her work of the rest of the rent.
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#33
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#34
Chip Wrote:
NussieT Wrote:Why is my life so fucked up!?

We have a woman and her two kids living on a rental property we own. The dumb bitch pissed off her adult daughter that she's leaving and now she can't afford the rent by herself. I told Jim there was no way we were going to lower the rent for her. She has a 1100 sq ft home with 4 bedrooms and we clear the snow for her already.

You guys could let her work of the rest of the rent.
Na'am sayin? Eh? Na'am sayin?
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#35
LeNeve Wrote:brue Jenner blew a tranny on the highway, and killed a chinese lady.

That was inevitable
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#36
NussieT Wrote:Why is my life so fucked up!?

We have a woman and her two kids living on a rental property we own. The dumb bitch pissed off her adult daughter that she's leaving and now she can't afford the rent by herself. I told Jim there was no way we were going to lower the rent for her. She has a 1100 sq ft home with 4 bedrooms and we clear the snow for her already.

She will just need to find herself a roomy
Just because someone can call me Mom now doesn't mean I am gonna be Betty Freakin Cocker and bake any pies.
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I HATE PIE!!
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#37
beckster aka Tatertits Wrote:
LeNeve Wrote:brue Jenner blew a tranny on the highway, and killed a chinese lady.

That was inevitable

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#38
This looks like something that should happen in Ohio.

http://sports.yahoo.com/news/twenty-two-...--sow.html
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#39
North Korea doesn't like to use a lot of elestricity at night.

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#40
Stupid taxes:

Maryland’s Flush Tax: $60 a year - for flushing toilets
New York’s Bagel Tax: about 8 cents a bagel
Arkansas’s Tattoo Tax: 6 percent
Jock Tax (Multiple States): depends on income tax rate - for professional athletes
Maine’s Wild Blueberry Tax: $1.50 per 100 lbs.
Alabama’s Playing Card Tax: 10 cents per deck of cards - If a deck of cards doesn’t carry the revenue stamp that shows the tax has been paid, it’s considered contraband goods.
Texas’s Belt Buckle Tax: 6.25 percent
Illinois’s Flour-Free Candy Tax: 6.25 percent
Nationwide Tax Deduction: cost of body oil for body builders - Though bodybuilders can't deduct their protein shakes and supplements
Nationwide Arrow Tax: 46 cents

Who comes up with this stuff?
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I HATE PIE!!
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#41
Don't cheat on your wife and get caught

http://www.gtspirit.com/2015/02/08/wife-...Tspirit%29
Just because someone can call me Mom now doesn't mean I am gonna be Betty Freakin Cocker and bake any pies.
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I HATE PIE!!
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#42
NussieT Wrote:Why is my life so fucked up!?

We have a woman and her two kids living on a rental property we own. The dumb bitch pissed off her adult daughter that she's leaving and now she can't afford the rent by herself. I told Jim there was no way we were going to lower the rent for her. She has a 1100 sq ft home with 4 bedrooms and we clear the snow for her already.

Sounds to me like your life can't be all that bad. I mean after all it could be you in that apartment...
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