Wednesday 11/12/14 - Derp

[Chip]

I think the nurses laughing is the least of your problems at this point.
This guy has made some poor life decisions.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/10/30...76118.html

[Chip]

She is 31?



http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/t...man-687432

[Chip]

I just did you a solid homie.

:roflmao:

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[Chip]

I don't want to get racial, so I'll just say that poor people are lunatics.
An "orgy"?

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[Chip]

Sometimes, I hate a lot of people in this country.

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[Chip]

Fuck you dorphin.

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[Chip]

LOL WUT?

Dorphin are usually encoutered late night at the pub/club and are identified by extreme attractiveness, drunkenness and/or hornyness. They will usually laugh at your dumb jokes and be very forward, leading you to believe you're a real stud and about to get laid. However dorphins are always accompanied by a whare!
A dorphin and whare! are therefore the bane of any late night high hopes, as soon as you spot a dorphin, and said dorphin shows interest in you, be sure a fuckin whare! will shop up and promptly tell the dorphin that she is too drunk, dragging her kicking and screaming away from you. At this point the whare! might give you the evil eyes. Whare! can be identified as huge ugly blob of fat that always travel with dorphins, making sure dorphins cannot mate with you, they are always ugly and have horrible timing.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dorphin

[Chip]

I bet she's a nice lady.

[Chip]

#BreakTheInternet

[Chip]

Bahahahaha
Serves you right you jack ass.

Chinese man Dropped $82,000 on 99 iPhone 6 Devices to Propose to Girlfriend: Yes, she Turned him Down

http://www.techtimes.com/articles/20000/...m-down.htm

[LeNeve]

Haha. Yeah. Fuck you whare

[Chip]

I might have a reason to get a new video game system.

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[Beckster]

Girl pretends to be drunk and lost.
You can imagine how rapey it gets.

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There sure are a lot of rapists where she was at.

[Beckster]

Today in "bitch had it coming" news.

“Daryell was raped by about 20 prisoners,” according to a report translated by the Inquisitor. “He had injuries all over the body, the most serious ones in the anal region.”
Xavier’s horrific anal injuries required stitches. But upon his return to his jail cell, the furious inmates attacked him again. The prisoners ripped out the stitches in his rectum and raped him again.

http://sandrarose.com/2014/04/man-who-ra...ic-images/

That bitch had it coming alright.

[Beckster]

"I don't know if he was kidding or not, but he said he had tried the Jared diet and it hadn't worked for him so he wanted his money back,''

http://www.al.com/news/birmingham/index....tured.html

Yeah, I read about that a couple days ago.