Tuesday, 11/12/13: Buttload of nothing

[Chip]

I did a google image search for "this is a thread hijack" and some weird things came up.
The "Bad Dudes" was my favorite.




Sharkticons because, well, why not?

[Chip]

1. THOUSANDS SWARM AIRPORT, HOPING TO ESCAPE
Relief, including flights out, proving slow to arrive for survivors of the typhoon in the Philippines.

Shouldn't they have done that before the storm?

5. WHO STEALS THE SHOW AT THE GLAMOUR AWARDS
Malala Yousafzai, the 16-year-old Pakistani education activist, is among the honorees at Carnegie Hall.

But, did Fabio win the slashie again?

[Brampton]

TEN THINGS YOU NEED TO KNOW TODAY
Your daily look at late-breaking news, upcoming events and the stories that will be talked about today:

1. THOUSANDS SWARM AIRPORT, HOPING TO ESCAPE
Relief, including flights out, proving slow to arrive for survivors of the typhoon in the Philippines.

2. GETTING ETHANOL FROM CORN HAS HIDDEN ENVIRONMENTAL PRICE
Farmers who rushed to find new places to plant wiped out millions of acres of conservation land, destroyed habitat and polluted water supplies.

3. APPLE AND SAMSUNG BACK IN COURT AGAIN
A jury is to decide whether Android-based phones copy vital iPhone features.
these 2 need to get a room

4. AMERICANS GETTING BETTER ABOUT PAYING
Fewer U.S. homeowners are falling behind on their mortgages, with the rate falling to a five-year low.

5. WHO STEALS THE SHOW AT THE GLAMOUR AWARDS
Malala Yousafzai, the 16-year-old Pakistani education activist, is among the honorees at Carnegie Hall.

6. AMAZON SECURES ITEM ON SHOPPING LIST
The online site reaches a long-sought deal with the U.S. Postal Service for Sunday package delivery.

7. ABC ANCHOR ANNOUNCES SURGERY
A month after undergoing a mammogram on "Good Morning America," Amy Robach says she has breast cancer and will have a double mastectomy.
this couldn't have gone any better for her. Sometimes dumb luck is the luck you need

8. ALEC BALDWIN SET TO TESTIFY AGAINST ACCUSED STALKER
A Canadian woman says she had a relationship with the actor; he says it was purely professional.

9. SHOOT-'EM-UPS AIMED AT YOUNGER AUDIENCES
Gun violence in PG-13 movies has rivaled the frequency of such violence in R-rated movies, and actually surpassed it in 2012, a study says.

10. HOW DOLPHINS FARED AFTER MARTIN SCANDAL
Playing for the first time since bullying allegations, Miami lost to Tampa Bay 22-19, giving the Buccaneers their first win of the season.
better than when the japanese attacked them at kickoff

[Brian]

5. WHO STEALS THE SHOW AT THE GLAMOUR AWARDS
Malala Yousafzai, the 16-year-old Pakistani education activist, is among the honorees at Carnegie Hall.

Better question: Who's ever heard of the Glamour Awards?

[Chip]

I'm learning about Tbilisi now.
This place makes me look up the most random shit.
I don't think the Tbilisi State University has any kind of sports program.

[LeNeve]

the guy that played ed rooney in Ferris Buellers day off. he's a total pedofile. I just learned that.

I knew that.
And wasn't surprised.
That guy looks like a serious creep.

oh. I'm not surprised at all. and i probaly did hear about it, and was so not shocked by the news, that I didn't even rememebr it.

[LeNeve]

guess I need to take all my ed rooney posters off the wall, and throw them away. ad:

[LeNeve]

8. ALEC BALDWIN SET TO TESTIFY AGAINST ACCUSED STALKER
A Canadian woman says she had a relationship with the actor; he says it was purely professional.

she queefed on him. :roflmao: :roflmao:

[LeNeve]

5. WHO STEALS THE SHOW AT THE GLAMOUR AWARDS
Malala Yousafzai, the 16-year-old Pakistani education activist, is among the honorees at Carnegie Hall.

Better question: Who's ever heard of the Glamour Awards?

yeah. no shit.

[Joe]

5. WHO STEALS THE SHOW AT THE GLAMOUR AWARDS
Malala Yousafzai, the 16-year-old Pakistani education activist, is among the honorees at Carnegie Hall.

Better question: Who's ever heard of the Glamour Awards?

Sounds like total BS. They should only honor hot chicks at "Glamour awards"

[Derick]

They should only honor hot chicks at "Glamour awards"

they dont do that? Why the fuck not?

[Chip]

8. ALEC BALDWIN SET TO TESTIFY AGAINST ACCUSED STALKER
A Canadian woman says she had a relationship with the actor; he says it was purely professional.

she queefed on him. :roflmao: :roflmao:

:roflmao:

[Brian]

Ever since the emo episode of South Park, Lithium seems to be playing Sunny Day Real Estate a lot.

[Joe]

Ever since the emo episode of South Park, Lithium seems to be playing Sunny Day Real Estate a lot.

I have to google that...

[Joe]

Ever since the emo episode of South Park, Lithium seems to be playing Sunny Day Real Estate a lot.

I have to google that...

OK, Googled it. I hate it.