Tuesday 11/5 - Who, What ,Where, Why......

[JDubb]

What's up butt sniffers.

[JDubb]

TEN THINGS YOU NEED TO KNOW TODAY
Your daily look at late-breaking news, upcoming events and the stories that will be talked about Tuesday:

1. N.J. MALL GUNMAN DEAD
A 20-year-old man is found with an apparent self-inflicted gunshot wound several hours after causing a lockdown when he fired shots inside the Garden State Plaza in Paramus.

2. ANTI-GAY BIAS BILL PROGRESSES IN SENATE
By a 61-30 vote, lawmakers agree to move ahead on legislation to prohibit workplace discrimination against gay, bisexual and transgender Americans.

3. WHAT'S ON YOUR BALLOT
Voters across the United States will find various issues, including legalization and taxation of marijuana, casino proposals and minimum wage questions.

4. WHO DECLARES HE'S STILL EGYPT'S LEADER
Appearing in public for the first time in four months, ousted president Morsi shuns a prison jumpsuit for business attire and questions the legitimacy of the court.

5. CHILD CARE REQUIREMENTS TOO LAX, REPORT FINDS
Twenty-one states do not require annual unannounced inspections of licensed providers, and only 15 require comprehensive background checks.

6. CARIBBEAN LURING MORE THAN TOURISTS
Seizures of South American cocaine in Jamaica have doubled since last year as the region seems to be regaining favor with drug cartels.

7. 1,400 PAINTINGS FOUND AT APARTMENT
A hoard of art found last year in Munich features works from artists including Pablo Picasso and Marc Chagall, and pieces apparently seized by the Nazis.

8. PROFESSOR'S SON ARRESTED AFTER CONN. CAMPUS LOCKDOWN
A senior is charged with breach of peace after witnesses report seeing a man wearing a mask and a vest and carrying a backpack with a sword and sheath strapped to his back.

9. LOOKING FOR A HOLLYWOOD ENDING
A private foundation is shelling out $500,000 to ensure that TV writers and producers have information about "Obamacare" to stitch into small-screen plot lines.

10. DOLPHINS LINEMAN FACES ALLEGATIONS
Miami's Richie Incognito is accused of sending racist, threatening texts to teammate Jonathan Martin.

[NussieT]

We had a pour this am before school started and I never finished before the kids had to go to school so I borrowed the silver foxes truck.

[LeNeve]

Alicia Ann Lynch
shes a skank from Michigan that dressed up like a boston bombing victim. then people went insane on her. and found naked pictures of her. and :hitit:

[Chip]

Alicia Ann Lynch
shes a skank from Michigan that dressed up like a boston bombing victim. then people went insane on her. and found naked pictures of her. and :hitit:

Her instagram name had "skank" in it, didn't it?

[LeNeve]

Alicia Ann Lynch
shes a skank from Michigan that dressed up like a boston bombing victim. then people went insane on her. and found naked pictures of her. and :hitit:

Her instagram name had "skank" in it, didn't it?

:roflmao: :roflmao: yeah @SomeSKANKinMI
she has nice tits.

[Chip]

Alicia Ann Lynch
shes a skank from Michigan that dressed up like a boston bombing victim. then people went insane on her. and found naked pictures of her. and :hitit:

Her instagram name had "skank" in it, didn't it?

:roflmao: :roflmao: yeah @SomeSKANKinMI
she has nice tits.

People really love being offended.

[Derick]

almost forgot. Remember remember the 5th of november

[Derick]

Remember, remember!
The fifth of November,
The Gunpowder treason and plot;
I know of no reason
Why the Gunpowder treason
Should ever be forgot!
Guy Fawkes and his companions
Did the scheme contrive,
To blow the King and Parliament
All up alive.
Threescore barrels, laid below,
To prove old England's overthrow.
But, by God's providence, him they catch,
With a dark lantern, lighting a match!
A stick and a stake
For King James's sake!
If you won't give me one,
I'll take two,
The better for me,
And the worse for you.
A rope, a rope, to hang the Pope,
A penn'orth of cheese to choke him,
A pint of beer to wash it down,
And a jolly good fire to burn him.
Holloa, boys! holloa, boys! make the bells ring!
Holloa, boys! holloa boys! God save the King!
Hip, hip, hooor-r-r-ray!

[Chip]

almost forgot. Remember remember the 5th of november

Forget to remember

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[Chip]

Remember, remember!
The fifth of November,
The Gunpowder treason and plot;
I know of no reason
Why the Gunpowder treason
Should ever be forgot!
Guy Fawkes and his companions
Did the scheme contrive,
To blow the King and Parliament
All up alive.
Threescore barrels, laid below,
To prove old England's overthrow.
But, by God's providence, him they catch,
With a dark lantern, lighting a match!
A stick and a stake
For King James's sake!
If you won't give me one,
I'll take two,
The better for me,
And the worse for you.
A rope, a rope, to hang the Pope,
A penn'orth of cheese to choke him,
A pint of beer to wash it down,
And a jolly good fire to burn him.
Holloa, boys! holloa, boys! make the bells ring!
Holloa, boys! holloa boys! God save the King!
Hip, hip, hooor-r-r-ray!

Blowing the king and parliament, hanging the pope, choking him with cheese then making him drink beer.
Is that the new Miley Cyrus song?

[JDubb]

Remember, remember!
The fifth of November,
The Gunpowder treason and plot;
I know of no reason
Why the Gunpowder treason
Should ever be forgot!
Guy Fawkes and his companions
Did the scheme contrive,
To blow the King and Parliament
All up alive.
Threescore barrels, laid below,
To prove old England's overthrow.
But, by God's providence, him they catch,
With a dark lantern, lighting a match!
A stick and a stake
For King James's sake!
If you won't give me one,
I'll take two,
The better for me,
And the worse for you.
A rope, a rope, to hang the Pope,
A penn'orth of cheese to choke him,
A pint of beer to wash it down,
And a jolly good fire to burn him.
Holloa, boys! holloa, boys! make the bells ring!
Holloa, boys! holloa boys! God save the King!
Hip, hip, hooor-r-r-ray!

Blowing the king and parliament, hanging the pope, choking him with cheese then making him drink beer.
Is that the new Miley Cyrus song?

It would be a better song then many of her others.

[LeNeve]

walking dead stuff. Do you think Carol killed those people, or is covering for someone else. like carl? I think Carl smoked those fools.

[Chip]

walking dead stuff. Do you think Carol killed those people, or is covering for someone else. like carl? I think Carl smoked those fools.

Huh.
I was just glad to see Carol go.
Her hair was really getting annoying.

[LeNeve]

walking dead stuff. Do you think Carol killed those people, or is covering for someone else. like carl? I think Carl smoked those fools.

Huh.
I was just glad to see Carol go.
Her hair was really getting annoying.

You know she'll be back in some way later. They need to find some hot chick survivors. Its really turning into a sausage and lesbian fest. At least Glen is taming that Maggie strange