Tuesday 9/10/13 - Nissan spam

[Beckster]

[quote="JDubb"]Ten Things You Need to Know Today 9/10
editorial.huffingtonpost.com
Your daily look at late-breaking news, upcoming events and the stories that will be talked about today:

1. WHY US AIR STRIKES MIGHT BE CALLED OFF
Syria, hoping to avert military retaliation, says it's willing to surrender control of its chemical weapons so they can be destroyed.
~ Bunch of pussies. Blow them away anyway.

2. OBAMA TO ADDRESS THE NATION
Seeking an OK to use military force, but facing stiff resistance in Congress, the president will discuss his plans for Syria during a prime-time TV speech.
~ TV is gonna suck tonight

3. FOUR CONVICTED IN INDIA GANG RAPE
The men face the possibility of hanging in the fatal attack of a young woman on a moving New Delhi bus.
~ Its a sad sick thing that is so common there.

4. WIFE ACCUSES GEORGE ZIMMERMAN OF VIOLENCE, THEN RECANTS
Shellie Zimmerman claims her husband threatened her with a gun, then changes her story and declines to press charges.
~ I hate to say it, but it apoears she may have been pmsing and not thinking straight.

5. HOW THE NYC MAYOR'S RACE IS SHAPING UP
Voters go the polls as the once-high-flying campaign of Anthony Weiner has landed with a thud.
~ He needs to leak a sex tape.

6. APPLE'S NEXT BIG THING
As its stock price continues to sag, the tech pioneer is expected to unveil the next-generation iPhone.
~ Don't get me started.

7. DO-IT-YOURSELFER CREATES INEXPENSIVE PROSTHETIC
A South African carpenter who lost his fingers in a circular saw accident builds himself a new hand using such things as cables and screws.
~ isn't that ingenious.

8. EX-'JERSEY SHORE' STAR OPENS UP ABOUT ADDICTION
Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino says he suffered an injury during a stint on "Dancing with the Stars" and got hooked on painkillers.
~ Old news

9. RAFAEL NADAL PREVAILS IN SLUGFEST
The Spaniard downs top-seeded Novak Djokovic in four grueling sets to claim his second U.S. Open title.
~ It says slugfest. I am imaging swollen eyes and bloody noses.

10. WHO'S QUIETING HIS CRITICS
Many predict ex-college coach Chip Kelly's up-tempo offense won't work in the NFL. But his Eagles open the season by upsetting Washington, 33-27.
~ Pete post whored about this on FB basically.

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[NussieT]

Tim Tebow is going to play in the CFL.

I read he signed with a team in the AFL

[Derick]

Tim Tebow is going to play in the CFL.

I read he signed with a team in the AFL

Canada doesnt even want him

[Joe]

1. WHY US AIR STRIKES MIGHT BE CALLED OFF
Syria, hoping to avert military retaliation, says it's willing to surrender control of its chemical weapons so they can be destroyed.
Hey, whatever means peace

2. OBAMA TO ADDRESS THE NATION
Seeking an OK to use military force, but facing stiff resistance in Congress, the president will discuss his plans for Syria during a prime-time TV speech.
For once Congress is right about something.

3. FOUR CONVICTED IN INDIA GANG RAPE
The men face the possibility of hanging in the fatal attack of a young woman on a moving New Delhi bus.
We need public hangings here

4. WIFE ACCUSES GEORGE ZIMMERMAN OF VIOLENCE, THEN RECANTS
Shellie Zimmerman claims her husband threatened her with a gun, then changes her story and declines to press charges.
Hey, no one ever said he wasn't a piece of shit.

5. HOW THE NYC MAYOR'S RACE IS SHAPING UP
Voters go the polls as the once-high-flying campaign of Anthony Weiner has landed with a thud.
You can't elect someone that is so over focused on ass that he gets caught.

6. APPLE'S NEXT BIG THING
As its stock price continues to sag, the tech pioneer is expected to unveil the next-generation iPhone.
I'm sure it will be just as exciting as the new Blackberry. Fanboys will still spend their money on it though.

7. DO-IT-YOURSELFER CREATES INEXPENSIVE PROSTHETIC
A South African carpenter who lost his fingers in a circular saw accident builds himself a new hand using such things as cables and screws.
I would totally do that too

8. EX-'JERSEY SHORE' STAR OPENS UP ABOUT ADDICTION
Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino says he suffered an injury during a stint on "Dancing with the Stars" and got hooked on painkillers.
Who cares?

9. RAFAEL NADAL PREVAILS IN SLUGFEST
The Spaniard downs top-seeded Novak Djokovic in four grueling sets to claim his second U.S. Open title.
Tennis is gay

10. WHO'S QUIETING HIS CRITICS
Many predict ex-college coach Chip Kelly's up-tempo offense won't work in the NFL. But his Eagles open the season by upsetting Washington, 33-27.
FUCK YEAH HE DID!. After hours of hearing about how RG III was Jesus it was awesome to see Kelly make his return a non story.

[Chip]

Damn.

Porsche 918 Spyder: 94 MPG, 186 MPH

[LeNeve]

:wanker:

[Chip]

And it did the Nurburgring in 6:57, best ever for a production car.

[LeNeve]

just skeeting around the nurburgring

[Chip]

I would actually watch a NASCAR race at Nurburgring.

[Chip]

The comments on this story are pretty funny.

http://deadspin.com/wheres-this-guy-when...1280176376

[Beckster]

Damn.

Porsche 918 Spyder: 94 MPG, 186 MPH

Wow

[Beckster]

I so did not want to work today and only getting a fucking half hour lunch is not helping my attitude.

[Chip]

I so did not want to work today and only getting a fucking half hour lunch is not helping my attitude.

Only a half hour?
I've never had anything other then a half hour lunch.

[Beckster]

I so did not want to work today and only getting a fucking half hour lunch is not helping my attitude.

Only a half hour?
I've never had anything other then a half hour lunch.

I've always been spoiled with full hour lunches.

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[LeNeve]

Half hour lunches are lame.