AP Bikini Team Nussie Of The Week 8/12/2013

[Joe]

Can someone inform her that we've renamed her Kellie.

[Joe]

Also, it has been said that she works on her car... I'll believe this when she comes over and changes my oil.

[Brampton]

Also, it has been said that she works on her car... I'll believe this when she comes over and changes my oil.

I'd be happy to check hers

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[Joe]

Also, it has been said that she works on her car... I'll believe this when she comes over and changes my oil.

I'd be happy to check hers

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:high5: Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam Sayin'

[ap bikini team]

Also, it has been said that she works on her car... I'll believe this when she comes over and changes my oil.

[Beckster]

I will commend her for working on her own ride, but she still needs a better choice instead of a friggin ricer. Also... and I thought I had some tiny wrists. Geez!

Sent from a place where pie is forbidden.

[Derick]

Can someone inform her that we've renamed her Kellie.

I'm actually going to change Paul's original post to reflect this

[ap bikini team]

I will commend her for working on her own ride, but she still needs a better choice instead of a friggin ricer. Also... and I thought I had some tiny wrists. Geez!

Sent from a place where pie is forbidden.

There's a difference between Ricers and actual imports. She didn't slap an exhaust in the car and call it a day. She doesn't have a bunch of neon lights and shit. And for the record, there are stock Skylines that would blow the doors off of a lot of muscle cars. This isn't 1950. If it was, we wouldn't care about your opinion till you baked another pie

[Brampton]

I will commend her for working on her own ride, but she still needs a better choice instead of a friggin ricer. Also... and I thought I had some tiny wrists. Geez!

Sent from a place where pie is forbidden.

There's a difference between Ricers and actual imports. She didn't slap an exhaust in the car and call it a day. She doesn't have a bunch of neon lights and shit. And for the record, there are stock Skylines that would blow the doors off of a lot of muscle cars. This isn't 1950. If it was, we wouldn't care about your opinion till you baked another pie

What year skylines? Just wondering.

Oh, I commend her on bolting parts on, most guys can't even do it. I would like to see her tearing down an engine or shit like that.

Maybe while topless or something....lol

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[Beckster]

I will commend her for working on her own ride, but she still needs a better choice instead of a friggin ricer. Also... and I thought I had some tiny wrists. Geez!

Sent from a place where pie is forbidden.

There's a difference between Ricers and actual imports. She didn't slap an exhaust in the car and call it a day. She doesn't have a bunch of neon lights and shit. And for the record, there are stock Skylines that would blow the doors off of a lot of muscle cars. This isn't 1950. If it was, we wouldn't care about your opinion till you baked another pie

Say what you will. Muscle cars still are awesome and I will NOT bake a damn PIE!!!!

Sent from a place where pie is forbidden.

[ap bikini team]

I will commend her for working on her own ride, but she still needs a better choice instead of a friggin ricer. Also... and I thought I had some tiny wrists. Geez!

Sent from a place where pie is forbidden.

There's a difference between Ricers and actual imports. She didn't slap an exhaust in the car and call it a day. She doesn't have a bunch of neon lights and shit. And for the record, there are stock Skylines that would blow the doors off of a lot of muscle cars. This isn't 1950. If it was, we wouldn't care about your opinion till you baked another pie

Say what you will. Muscle cars still are awesome and I will NOT bake a damn PIE!!!!

Sent from a place where pie is forbidden.

I'm not saying muscle cars aren't awesome. But they can be awesome and so can imports and euros.

What year skylines? Just wondering.

Oh, I commend her on bolting parts on, most guys can't even do it. I would like to see her tearing down an engine or shit like that.

Maybe while topless or something....lol

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R34's. The R35s are faster, but you need to jailbreak the onboard chip to get it's full potential out (unfortunately that also voids the warranty).

And she hasn't done a lot of engine work. She's changed her suspension mainly (coil overs, sway bars, brakes, etc), and aesthetics like changing the headlights, tires and such. We're working on getting her some sponsorships first so it's a little cheaper to drop a turbo in or do a K20 or Spoon swap out to make it more JDM.

[Beckster]

I am still not making a pie!

Sent from a place where pie is forbidden.

[Joe]

A good shot of her.



Still changing her name though.

[Chip]

There's a difference between Ricers and actual imports. She didn't slap an exhaust in the car and call it a day. She doesn't have a bunch of neon lights and shit. And for the record, there are stock Skylines that would blow the doors off of a lot of muscle cars. This isn't 1950. If it was, we wouldn't care about your opinion till you baked another pie

Say what you will. Muscle cars still are awesome and I will NOT bake a damn PIE!!!!

Sent from a place where pie is forbidden.

I'm not saying muscle cars aren't awesome. But they can be awesome and so can imports and euros.

What year skylines? Just wondering.

Oh, I commend her on bolting parts on, most guys can't even do it. I would like to see her tearing down an engine or shit like that.

Maybe while topless or something....lol

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R34's. The R35s are faster, but you need to jailbreak the onboard chip to get it's full potential out (unfortunately that also voids the warranty).

And she hasn't done a lot of engine work. She's changed her suspension mainly (coil overs, sway bars, brakes, etc), and aesthetics like changing the headlights, tires and such. We're working on getting her some sponsorships first so it's a little cheaper to drop a turbo in or do a K20 or Spoon swap out to make it more JDM.

Little douche bags putting coffee can exhaust and giant spoilers on Civics have really messed up the image of Asian cars for a lot of people. Hence, the "ricer" name tag.

[Joe]

(Ricer: from the latin word Ricarius meaning to suck at everything you attempt)

A person who makes unecessary modifications to their most often import car (hence the term "rice") to make it (mostly make it look) faster. The most common modifications are (but not limited to):

- Huge exhaust that serves no purpose but to make the car louder
- Large spoiler on the back that looks like something Boeing made for the 747
- Lots of after-market company stickers they don't have parts from, but must be cool
- Expensive rims that usually cost more than the car itself
- Bodykit to make the car appear lower, usually accented with chicken wire
- Clear tail lights and corner signals
- A "performace intake"- a tube that feeds cold air to their engine usually located in areas of excessive heat (behind or on top of the engine)
- Most of these riced cars (a.k.a. rice rockets or rice burners) are imports; Honda Civics, Accords, Integras, CRXs, RSXs, Del Sols Mitsubishi Eclipses, Lancers, Subaru Imprezas, however there are some domestics such as Chevrolet Caviliers, Dodge Neons, Ford Focus; small, slow, economy cars designed specifically to go slow. Please note that some Supras, Skylines, WRX's and other higher performance imports are designed to go fast, and are therfore not always considered rice. It really depends on the severity of the case.