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Tuesday 12/18/12 - 4 more years!
#1
ban assault ninjas
assault abortion doctors
let gays get married to abortion doctors
abort all guns
gun all abortions

now that thats all out of the way, lets get retarted in hear.
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#2
LeNeve Wrote:ban assault ninjas
assault abortion doctors
let gays get married to abortion doctors
abort all guns
gun all abortions

now that thats all out of the way, lets get retarted in hear.

Hippie.
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#3
I got molested by a girl at an AA meeting last night.
She says "oh we have a new guy tonight" then runs up on me and in a hug attack offense,
I tried to throw her off with the handshake defense,
but she knocked my hand out of the way and said "no, no, no, I only hug"
then she hugged the hell out of me.

It was not cool. Confusedad:
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#4
LeNeve Wrote:I got molested by a girl at an AA meeting last night.
She says "oh we have a new guy tonight" then runs up on me and in a hug attack offense,
I tried to throw her off with the handshake defense,
but she knocked my hand out of the way and said "no, no, no, I only hug"
then she hugged the hell out of me.

It was not cool. Confusedad:
did you hit that? Seems like an easy target
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#5
Derick Wrote:
LeNeve Wrote:I got molested by a girl at an AA meeting last night.
She says "oh we have a new guy tonight" then runs up on me and in a hug attack offense,
I tried to throw her off with the handshake defense,
but she knocked my hand out of the way and said "no, no, no, I only hug"
then she hugged the hell out of me.

It was not cool. Confusedad:
did you hit that? Seems like an easy target

I just stalked her on FB. I now realize its a girl that works out at the gas station. I always thought she was in her late 30s. she was born in 81 :?
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#6
LeNeve Wrote:
Derick Wrote:
LeNeve Wrote:I got molested by a girl at an AA meeting last night.
She says "oh we have a new guy tonight" then runs up on me and in a hug attack offense,
I tried to throw her off with the handshake defense,
but she knocked my hand out of the way and said "no, no, no, I only hug"
then she hugged the hell out of me.

It was not cool. Confusedad:
did you hit that? Seems like an easy target

I just stalked her on FB. I now realize its a girl that works out at the gas station. I always thought she was in her late 30s. she was born in 81 :?
what are you waiting for?
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#7
fb link?
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#8
Derick Wrote:fb link?

Settle down Beavis.
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#9
Chip Wrote:
Derick Wrote:fb link?

Settle down Beavis.
If I were leneve I'd hit that
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#10
:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
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#11
Derick Wrote:
Chip Wrote:
Derick Wrote:fb link?

Settle down Beavis.
If I were leneve I'd hit that

She's 30, looks almost 40 and works at a gas station in The-Middle-Of-No-Where, Kansas, you probably wouldn't.
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#12
LeNeve Wrote:I got molested by a girl at an AA meeting last night.
She says "oh we have a new guy tonight" then runs up on me and in a hug attack offense,
I tried to throw her off with the handshake defense,
but she knocked my hand out of the way and said "no, no, no, I only hug"
then she hugged the hell out of me.

It was not cool. Confusedad:
Stranger danger... :grin:
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#13
I was watching an episode of american dad last night, and a meth addict with a flyers jersey got his head blown off with a shotgun.
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#14
Even in nice cities, I don't think I've ever seen a good looking girl working at a gas station
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#15
LeNeve Wrote:I was watching an episode of american dad last night, and a meth addict with a flyers jersey got his head blown off with a shotgun.

:?
Fuck the NHL.
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