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NussieT Wrote:Brampton Wrote:Question for everyone
If you were going #2 at work, and realized you had no toilet papers......what would you do?
sent from my Samsung Galaxy S III
We have baby wipes in every vehicle we own because of our kids and Jim.... his colitis some makes for urgent stops. We also leave some under the sink in the pit trailer.
When I quickly read over this, I read it as "coitus".
After having a couple thoughts and thinking "damn", I went back and re-read it.
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I just talked to a pawn shop owner named Nevada.
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beckster aka Tatertits Wrote:I just scored an interview for some electronics company, which I was all about until the guy told me the address and it's in one of the worst parts of Flint. Fuck. I think I know now why he's desperate to have me come for an interview.
My 2nd job is in one of the worst parts of Detroit.
When I show up at 6:30am on Saturdays, I see hookers.
Last Saturday they told me one afternoon that week, she was out on the corner totally naked and yelling at eveyone.
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LeNeve Wrote:I just talked to a pawn shop owner named Nevada.
I just drew a column line labeled 9w
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well, you would need wipes for urgent coitus stops too. especially on the sunday bloody sundays
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Chip Wrote:beckster Wrote:I just scored an interview for some electronics company, which I was all about until the guy told me the address and it's in one of the worst parts of Flint. Fuck. I think I know now why he's desperate to have me come for an interview.
My 2nd job is in one of the worst parts of Detroit.
When I show up at 6:30am on Saturdays, I see hookers.
Last Saturday they told me one afternoon that week, she was out on the corner totally naked and yelling at eveyone.
I need to find out if this place is going to hire me on... I'd prefer to stay at this place, since they'll be much more flexible with the pregnancy stuff. Otherwise, I might consider this other place more seriously and I'll have to get my CCW.
Just because someone can call me Mom now doesn't mean I am gonna be Betty Freakin Cocker and bake any pies.
Beckster is the new Dexter
I HATE PIE!!
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Chip Wrote:LeNeve Wrote:I just talked to a pawn shop owner named Nevada.
I just drew a column line labeled 9w
Nevada has a mexican mail order bride. She always looks like she is very sad, and wants to run away.
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Nevada wears button down shirts with the sleeves ripped off, a cowboy hat, and sunglasses, even indoors.
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LeNeve Wrote:Chip Wrote:LeNeve Wrote:I just talked to a pawn shop owner named Nevada.
I just drew a column line labeled 9w
Nevada has a mexican mail order bride. She always looks like she is very sad, and wants to run away.
I've also drawn column lines 8, and C & D.
Together they make a square.
It's taken me 2 hours to get this far.
I don't feel like working.
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Someone stole a chainsaw from me once, and I saw it in the pawn shop. Nevada gave it back to me no questions asked.
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LeNeve Wrote:Someone stole a chainsaw from me once, and I saw it in the pawn shop. Nevada gave it back to me no questions asked.
Nevada want's baby wipe level coitus with you.
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Chip Wrote:LeNeve Wrote:Chip Wrote:LeNeve Wrote:I just talked to a pawn shop owner named Nevada.
I just drew a column line labeled 9w
Nevada has a mexican mail order bride. She always looks like she is very sad, and wants to run away.
I've also drawn column lines 8, and C & D.
Together they make a square.
It's taken me 2 hours to get this far.
I don't feel like working.
Do you ever draw hidden things into the drawings. Like how that tiny owl thing is in the corner of the dollar bill.
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Sometimes I just sit back and think WWND
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Chip Wrote:LeNeve Wrote:Someone stole a chainsaw from me once, and I saw it in the pawn shop. Nevada gave it back to me no questions asked.
Nevada want's baby wipe level coitus with you.
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LeNeve Wrote:Chip Wrote:LeNeve Wrote:Chip Wrote:I just drew a column line labeled 9w
Nevada has a mexican mail order bride. She always looks like she is very sad, and wants to run away.
I've also drawn column lines 8, and C & D.
Together they make a square.
It's taken me 2 hours to get this far.
I don't feel like working.
Do you ever draw hidden things into the drawings. Like how that tiny owl thing is in the corner of the dollar bill.
Haha, no. Maybe I should start. It might make the day go by faster.
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