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Just because someone can call me Mom now doesn't mean I am gonna be Betty Freakin Cocker and bake any pies.
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I HATE PIE!!
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my landlord is stopping by today to make repairs. He needs to gut and redrywall the enitre laundry/utility room, the floor needs to be sanded flat and refinished, the door has swollen so bad you cannot close it anymore, my guess is about 1/3 of what needs to be done will actually get done. The worst part is that mold loves drywall.
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leneve was almost part of a cartel
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Derick Wrote:LeNeve Wrote:beckster aka Tatertits Wrote:Derick Wrote:So apparently while I was gone this weekend, the water heater above me exploded or something, when I got home last night I found water everywhere. No one was home, so I closed everything up, my place smells bad. Drywall on the ceiling had fallen from all of the water soaked into it, crazy mess
Now, that qualifies as sucky ad:
HE needs to talk to Holmes. My favorite Canadian contractor. mike holmes might be my favorite canadian woot:
Mike holmes is a great Canadian though
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michaelangelo Wrote:woot:
Mike holmes is a great Canadian though your my favorite canasian, theres a difference
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Derick Wrote:my landlord is stopping by today to make repairs. He needs to gut and redrywall the enitre laundry/utility room, the floor needs to be sanded flat and refinished, the door has swollen so bad you cannot close it anymore, my guess is about 1/3 of what needs to be done will actually get done. The worst part is that mold loves drywall.
Where the hell will you be sleeping tonight? At Corey's???
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Just because someone can call me Mom now doesn't mean I am gonna be Betty Freakin Cocker and bake any pies.
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beckster aka Tatertits Wrote:Derick Wrote:my landlord is stopping by today to make repairs. He needs to gut and redrywall the enitre laundry/utility room, the floor needs to be sanded flat and refinished, the door has swollen so bad you cannot close it anymore, my guess is about 1/3 of what needs to be done will actually get done. The worst part is that mold loves drywall.
Where the hell will you be sleeping tonight? At Corey's???
:poke: luckly my room was not effected other than the smell, I have a ceiling fan in my room, so I closed the door, block the bottom and have the fan on
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beckster aka Tatertits Wrote:Derick Wrote:my landlord is stopping by today to make repairs. He needs to gut and redrywall the enitre laundry/utility room, the floor needs to be sanded flat and refinished, the door has swollen so bad you cannot close it anymore, my guess is about 1/3 of what needs to be done will actually get done. The worst part is that mold loves drywall.
Where the hell will you be sleeping tonight? At Corey's???
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No room at Corey's. He's got too many hoes
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Derick Wrote:michaelangelo Wrote:woot:
Mike holmes is a great Canadian though your my favorite canasian, theres a difference :high5:
sucks about your apartment, i hope you don't get mold problems
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Derick Wrote:leneve was almost part of a cartel
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beckster aka Tatertits Wrote:Holy Fuck.... Those Cartel peeps don't fuck around.
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/lookout/mexi...58096.html
I am fascinated by these stories.
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I was standing on my front porch yesterday. I had my dual sholder holsters on, a gun on my hip, and was holding my mp5. All bb guns. Then this group of kids rode by on their bikes, and stopped. Asked what I was doing.
I told them I was an undercover operative for the government, and I was getting ready to go bust some terrorists that were plotting to blow up a dairy farm. They were just sitting there all amazed. I was just telling all these stories I was making up as I went along. It was hilarious. Then when they left I told them to stay in school and don't do drugs. I'd like to think I made a lasting impression on them, and they will grow up to be decent humans.
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LeNeve Wrote:I was standing on my front porch yesterday. I had my dual sholder holsters on, a gun on my hip, and was holding my mp5. All bb guns. Then this group of kids rode by on their bikes, and stopped. Asked what I was doing.
I told them I was an undercover operative for the government, and I was getting ready to go bust some terrorists that were plotting to blow up a dairy farm. They were just sitting there all amazed. I was just telling all these stories I was making up as I went along. It was hilarious. Then when they left I told them to stay in school and don't do drugs. I'd like to think I made a lasting impression on them, and they will grow up to be decent humans. :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
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Derick Wrote:LeNeve Wrote:I was standing on my front porch yesterday. I had my dual sholder holsters on, a gun on my hip, and was holding my mp5. All bb guns. Then this group of kids rode by on their bikes, and stopped. Asked what I was doing.
I told them I was an undercover operative for the government, and I was getting ready to go bust some terrorists that were plotting to blow up a dairy farm. They were just sitting there all amazed. I was just telling all these stories I was making up as I went along. It was hilarious. Then when they left I told them to stay in school and don't do drugs. I'd like to think I made a lasting impression on them, and they will grow up to be decent humans. :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
they thought the co2 cartridges were special bullets. I gave them a couple used ones, and told them to be very careful with them. :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
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LeNeve Wrote:Derick Wrote:LeNeve Wrote:I was standing on my front porch yesterday. I had my dual sholder holsters on, a gun on my hip, and was holding my mp5. All bb guns. Then this group of kids rode by on their bikes, and stopped. Asked what I was doing.
I told them I was an undercover operative for the government, and I was getting ready to go bust some terrorists that were plotting to blow up a dairy farm. They were just sitting there all amazed. I was just telling all these stories I was making up as I went along. It was hilarious. Then when they left I told them to stay in school and don't do drugs. I'd like to think I made a lasting impression on them, and they will grow up to be decent humans. :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
they thought the co2 cartridges were special bullets. I gave them a couple used ones, and told them to be very careful with them. :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :high5: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: [smiley]I love that story[/smiley]
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