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12/2/11 - Friday: Tater is preggers edition
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#46
12-02-2011, 10:15 AM
LeNeve Wrote:
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Chip Wrote:[Image: th_smiley_pregnant.gif]

If I go home and take a test that turns out positive.. I am blaming you guys for jinxing me!!!

I don't think you fully understand how all that works.

yeah. you blame JDubb for stuff, not all of us as a collective.

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#47
12-02-2011, 10:16 AM
Someone should put bed sheets on a car, then get them wet on a cold night. That would be cool too.
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#48
12-02-2011, 10:20 AM
LeNeve Wrote:Someone should put bed sheets on a car, then get them wet on a cold night. That would be cool too.

Yeah, toss a bucket of hot water on that.
That would be cool.
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#49
12-02-2011, 10:21 AM
Chip Wrote:
beckster Wrote:
Chip Wrote:[Image: th_smiley_pregnant.gif]

If I go home and take a test that turns out positive.. I am blaming you guys for jinxing me!!!

I don't think you fully understand how all that works.

Naw, I do know all too damn well... I know that if Jim reads this and gets any ideas to switch out my BCPs with tic tacs and any other lame idea. That I totally blame you guys for giving him bad ideas. So there!!!
Just because someone can call me Mom now doesn't mean I am gonna be Betty Freakin Cocker and bake any pies.
Beckster is the new Dexter
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#50
12-02-2011, 10:22 AM
Derick Wrote:
beckster Wrote:
Chip Wrote:[Image: th_smiley_pregnant.gif]

If I go home and take a test that turns out positive.. I am blaming you guys for jinxing me!!!
you have time. approximatly 7 months of it

Time for what exactly? :flame:
Just because someone can call me Mom now doesn't mean I am gonna be Betty Freakin Cocker and bake any pies.
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#51
12-02-2011, 10:23 AM
Chip Wrote:[Image: Cotton_Balls.jpg]

I am stealing this idea and doing it sometime this winter. One year the guys epoxyed a large dildo to the hood of Cory's truck right on the ford emblem... I never laughed so hard... he couldn't get it off...
Then one year the filled the interior of my brother in laws truck with porn magazines....
Put plastic bags all over my car on a hot day... so glad I got to it before it melted to the paint
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12-02-2011, 10:29 AM
You know whats kind of funny about gluing a dildo to the hood. There really isn't anyway to remove it without grasping the shaft. Me, I would have tried to hit it with a bat or somethig
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#53
12-02-2011, 10:34 AM
LeNeve Wrote:You know whats kind of funny about gluing a dildo to the hood. There really isn't anyway to remove it without grasping the shaft. Me, I would have tried to hit it with a bat or somethig

He ended up knocking it off with a hammer, took the emblem with it too
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12-02-2011, 10:37 AM
LeNeve Wrote:You know whats kind of funny about gluing a dildo to the hood. There really isn't anyway to remove it without grasping the shaft. Me, I would have tried to hit it with a bat or somethig

Mr Reliable has a heck of a good suction, too.
Just because someone can call me Mom now doesn't mean I am gonna be Betty Freakin Cocker and bake any pies.
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12-02-2011, 10:38 AM
beckster aka Tatertits Wrote:
LeNeve Wrote:You know whats kind of funny about gluing a dildo to the hood. There really isn't anyway to remove it without grasping the shaft. Me, I would have tried to hit it with a bat or somethig

Mr Reliable has a heck of a good suction, too.
:? dildos have suction?
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#56
12-02-2011, 10:38 AM
beckster aka Tatertits Wrote:
LeNeve Wrote:You know whats kind of funny about gluing a dildo to the hood. There really isn't anyway to remove it without grasping the shaft. Me, I would have tried to hit it with a bat or somethig

Mr Reliable has a heck of a good suction, too.
You named your dildo?
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12-02-2011, 10:39 AM
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LeNeve Wrote:You know whats kind of funny about gluing a dildo to the hood. There really isn't anyway to remove it without grasping the shaft. Me, I would have tried to hit it with a bat or somethig

He ended up knocking it off with a hammer, took the emblem with it too

dildo war hammer
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12-02-2011, 10:40 AM
NussieT Wrote:
LeNeve Wrote:You know whats kind of funny about gluing a dildo to the hood. There really isn't anyway to remove it without grasping the shaft. Me, I would have tried to hit it with a bat or somethig

He ended up knocking it off with a hammer, took the emblem with it too

he should have hit it with a RIOT SHIELD!!!!
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12-02-2011, 10:41 AM
LeNeve Wrote:
NussieT Wrote:
LeNeve Wrote:You know whats kind of funny about gluing a dildo to the hood. There really isn't anyway to remove it without grasping the shaft. Me, I would have tried to hit it with a bat or somethig

He ended up knocking it off with a hammer, took the emblem with it too

he should have hit it with a RIOT SHIELD!!!!

I'll be sure to tell him that when we go for lunch tomorrow.
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12-02-2011, 10:43 AM
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