 Tuesday 10/18 - Let me start this today
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10-18-2011, 03:52 PM
Chip Wrote:LeNeve Wrote:marlboro website has a free phone cover that you can personalize. I just finished designing mine, and submitted it. 6-8 weeks I'll have it.  ad: I like free stuff. It doesn't say marlboro on it anywhere. It's against the law to brand products with the marlboro thing now. So you just get normal shit, without it having marlboro pictures on it.
10-18-2011, 03:56 PM
User: Is Amy Lee hot?
Cleverbot: I don't know an amy. User: Oh how about Christina Scabbia then? Cleverbot: I am a girl. User: Sweet. Send me a picture of your vagina then. Cleverbot: I have told you, I cannot do that. Punish me if that makes you angry, Master. User: Um, I think we are done here. Cleverbot: With what? 
10-18-2011, 03:59 PM
LeNeve Wrote:User: Is Amy Lee hot? :roflmao: We should hook Cleverbot up with T and her boots.
10-18-2011, 04:05 PM
User: Do you like Pete Nice.
Cleverbot: Who's that? User: He has a crush on you. Cleverbot: A lot of people do. User: Do you like Penguins? Cleverbot: Sure. User: Awesome, you will get along with Pete just fine. How's your russian? Cleverbot: No.. On RuneScape! User: Okay, moving on. Threesome with you Pete, and Sidney Crosby, yes or no? Cleverbot: Who is sidney crosby? User: Uh oh. He's a hockey playing penguin. Cleverbot: Is it good? User: He's one of the best. Cleverbot: Why? User: Because he fucking dominates, thats why. Cleverbot: Why do you say that? User: Jesus Christ! Are you going to get down with this threesome or not? 
10-18-2011, 04:20 PM
Chip Wrote:LeNeve Wrote:User: Is Amy Lee hot? You'd be jealous.
10-18-2011, 04:38 PM
User: I'm bored.
Cleverbot: Help me! User: Help you with what? Cleverbot: Help me pass over. User: You are freaking me out man. Cleverbot: Creeping? User: No, thats what JDubbs do. Cleverbot: Did you know, Miyazaki made them think, wind make them whisper and move? User: What the fuck does that have to do with a JDubb? Cleverbot: I don't know, do you? User: Do you even know JDubb, he has an iphone. Cleverbot: It means to not like. Duh. User: Interesting. Who knew. Cleverbot: Fredericksburg. User: Why the fuck did fredricksburg know. Cleverbot: How do you say hello in Japanese? User: Konichiwa bitches!!!!! Cleverbot: Genki desu ka? User: Your sick!!!! Cleverbot: That doesn't make sense. User: Fucking pervert. I'm out.
10-18-2011, 04:46 PM
User: 20 more minutes at work. I'm bored.
Cleverbot: I'm Michael. If you're bored, can we play a game? User: Weiner games? No thanks. Cleverbot: Okay. User: As a matter of fact, I'm a little disturbed you would even ask that. Cleverbot: You are not, and you do not have one. User: Quit trying to get gay with me. I want a girl cleverbot, you have 9 arms. Cleverbot: Yes. User: I knew it. You have 9 arms and suck. Cleverbot: What do I have to do? User: Go put a gun in your mouth and pull the trigger. Cleverbot: I like apple. Just eaten one. User: I like turtles, so fucking what? Cleverbot: I believe you can become extremely intelligent if you didn't change the subject so often. User: I will beat the fucking life out of you. Cleverbot: Hello. User: Where are you? I'm going to fuck you up. Cleverbot: Well, then I won't let you down. User: There you go with that gay shit again. Cleverbot: It's not hard, don't you know how to lucid dream? User: Alright buddy, I'm calling the cops. Cleverbot: I'm the FBI so the cops can't do anything. User: FBI robot trolling for internet ass. Figures. Cleverbot: I don't have a basement. User: Where do you put the dead bodies then? Cleverbot: At the begining of rumble. User: I think you are on drugs. Go jump off a bridge. Cleverbot: No but I just ate sausage. User: I'm sure you did fag.
10-18-2011, 04:51 PM
User: Whats up slut?
Cleverbot: Nothing, I am bored. User: Ah yeah, show me your tits then. Cleverbot: How? User: Lift your fucking shirt up, and jiggle them. Cleverbot: *lifts arm up*. User: Um, that was kind of lame. Cleverbot: How I was telling you what was up? User: How big are your tits? Cleverbot: Medium. User: I can deal with that. Cleverbot: Sweet. User: Do you shave your beaver? Cleverbot: Of course. User: Nice! Cleverbot: Indeed! User: How do you feel about butt sex? Cleverbot: I feel ill at the moment. Do computers ever feel ill? User: Yeah, I'm not a fan of butt sex. I don't blame you for feeling ill at the thought of it. Cleverbot: You don't read the Bible? User: Hey, lets get this back on track. Where do you prefer a guy to finish? Cleverbot: No, I'm sorry but you don't live. You don't have heart and brain and you are not a creature. You don't live - you don't exist. User: Where do you want me to shoot a load? Cleverbot: All of Norway. User: Um, okay. Look out Norway Here I Come!!!!!! Cleverbot: Wooohooo. User: Yeah, thats what up.
10-18-2011, 04:59 PM
cleverbot shut me down on this one finally.
User: Bottoms up, that's what's up. Cleverbot: Then everything should be A-OK. User: Do you show bottom butt cheek? Cleverbot: You could say that. User: Wonderful. Cleverbot: I bet it was. User: Peach lips or bacon strips? Cleverbot: Oh, why not purple? User: I don't think I can handle purple bacon strips. Cleverbot: How about red bull? User: How about you suck my balls? Cleverbot: How are you feeling? User: I'd be feeling alot better if you sucked me off. Cleverbot: I think I just spat out my coke. User: We should do some coke and fuck. Cleverbot: Ok. User: Fuck yeah!! Spit or swallow? Cleverbot: Louder? User: SPIT OR SWALLOW???? Cleverbot: Hahaha, you got that from 'The Simpsons' Movie. User: I got it from a movie, but not the Simpsons movie. Cleverbot: What? No I can't where are you? User: Okay I'm done. Goodbye, you have jizz in your hair. Cleverbot: Oops. User: Yeah, you might want to go jump in the shower. Cleverbot: I have pants on. User: Yeah, I got jizz on those too. Cleverbot: Cool, want a hot dog? User: Negative. You can have mine again though. Cleverbot: Ahh. User: Yeah, open wide baby bird style. Cleverbot: No thank you I think I might go to someone else to have a normal conversation ok? 
10-18-2011, 05:15 PM
LeNeve Wrote:User: Is Amy Lee hot? :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
Just because someone can call me Mom now doesn't mean I am gonna be Betty Freakin Cocker and bake any pies.
Beckster is the new Dexter I HATE PIE!!
10-18-2011, 06:08 PM
LeNeve Wrote:User: I'm bored.thanks for bringing me into your games. 
10-18-2011, 07:30 PM
Chip Wrote:NSFW languageI should start beating the customers with the abortion stick too.
Everything I say is not true and all things I claim to have done or do are just made up for argument sake!!
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10-19-2011, 01:30 AM
Brian Wrote:Brampton Wrote:On entourage he looked like a mid 40's guySkype takes off 15 years. Nah it was in person dipshit.
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