Tuesday 10-11-2011 - White guy problems

[LeNeve]

A fly just landed on my cracker I was eating, so I had to throw it away, also my wife just called, and said she barely got off work, so I'll have to wait 10 minutes for my beer. My white guy problems for the day. ad:

oh, I was just calling my computer a cocksucker all loud because the screen saver thing wouldn't turn off. White guy problem number 3. ad:

[Beckster]

I had 2 supervisors sitting 3 feet directly behind me all damn day. How the fuck is someone supposed to post on here with that going on?! :rant:

Going out for dinner! :cya:

[Pete Nice]

I hate when customers patch their own server and blow shit up at 5 PM. Now I could potentially wind up spending my night at working fixing this email server.

"order parts" and call it a day. Thats what I just did.

A crashed server is an emergency so if it takes 24 hours for me to fix that's what I have to do.

Can you charge them for food and red bull?

[LeNeve]

I hate when customers patch their own server and blow shit up at 5 PM. Now I could potentially wind up spending my night at working fixing this email server.

"order parts" and call it a day. Thats what I just did.

A crashed server is an emergency so if it takes 24 hours for me to fix that's what I have to do.

We used to work on ambulances for a private company. They would find parts no matter what, and call me whenever and Id go to the shop and fix their shit. They called me christmas eve 10 pm one time. I went, took me about 45 minutes. They gave me a couple hundred cash right there. I was cool with that.

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[Joe]

I hate when customers patch their own server and blow shit up at 5 PM. Now I could potentially wind up spending my night at working fixing this email server.

"order parts" and call it a day. Thats what I just did.

A crashed server is an emergency so if it takes 24 hours for me to fix that's what I have to do.

Can you charge them for food and red bull?

We used to have Redbull in our vending machine but it kept stealing my money so Ii figured out now to reach inside and just take them. Now we don't have redbull anymore.

[Pete Nice]

A Mexican on a horse:

[NussieT]

Wow, close game between me and T.

THat was close. I checked Sunday afternoon and I was losing terribly. I thought my lucky streak was over. I really need to find someone to help me out with my fantasy football shit. I had guys on bye's and whatnot and I have no clue what the hell I am doing.

[NussieT]

My problem is I never seem to put people's real name in my phone book.
So once in a while, I'll scroll through it and try to figure out who people like "Little Bitch" and "Turd Ferguson" are.

In my phone book I have a Lala and a Weiner. Other than that it's whole names, first and last.

[NussieT]

negative tuesday

its all fallout from steve jobs throwing himself off the mountain last week.

Dude you are obsessed with Steve Jobs. I've read three days worth of IST's this evening and every day you go on a rant about him... either suck his dead man cock or STFU.

and yes I know I am a bitch.

[NussieT]

We used to have Redbull in our vending machine but it kept stealing my money so Ii figured out now to reach inside and just take them. Now we don't have redbull anymore.

The guys at work use a pair of long nosed needle nose pliers to get stuff out and the candy machine where you put in a quarter. They use a feeler gauge and a wire tie. I've seen them empty the entire machine within minutes.