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#346
08-22-2011, 03:35 PM
LeNeve Wrote:I've heard that the police train their dogs in german for some reason. I think I heard that, maybe I'm just an idiot, and thinking german shepards only understand german.

I heard that too somewhere.
Maybe it's so criminals don't try to give the dogs their own commands.
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#347
08-22-2011, 03:40 PM
LeNeve Wrote:drunk on a horse acting like a retard
[youtube]JwpgpDQNLWg[/youtube]

LeNeve Wrote:Save me jeebus, save me Tom Cruise
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#348
08-22-2011, 03:46 PM
Chip Wrote:
LeNeve Wrote:I've heard that the police train their dogs in german for some reason. I think I heard that, maybe I'm just an idiot, and thinking german shepards only understand german.

I heard that too somewhere.
Maybe it's so criminals don't try to give the dogs their own commands.

I need to learn german if I'm going to start smuggling drugs then.
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#349
08-22-2011, 04:36 PM
I saw a toad last night, and a rattle snake.
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#350
08-22-2011, 04:52 PM
LeNeve Wrote:I saw a toad last night, and a rattle snake.

I should have made them fight or something.
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#351
08-22-2011, 05:26 PM
LeNeve Wrote:I've heard that the police train their dogs in german for some reason. I think I heard that, maybe I'm just an idiot, and thinking german shepards only understand german.
I heard that too. The sheriff at the local courthouse was telling me about that. They do that so the criminals don't use the commands.
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#352
08-22-2011, 06:19 PM
the keifer Wrote:
LeNeve Wrote:I've heard that the police train their dogs in german for some reason. I think I heard that, maybe I'm just an idiot, and thinking german shepards only understand german.
I heard that too. The sheriff at the local courthouse was telling me about that. They do that so the criminals don't use the commands.
Wouldn't the dog be better trained than that?
Everything I say is not true and all things I claim to have done or do are just made up for argument sake!!
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#353
08-22-2011, 09:10 PM
i bleed green Wrote:
the keifer Wrote:
LeNeve Wrote:I've heard that the police train their dogs in german for some reason. I think I heard that, maybe I'm just an idiot, and thinking german shepards only understand german.
I heard that too. The sheriff at the local courthouse was telling me about that. They do that so the criminals don't use the commands.
Wouldn't the dog be better trained than that?
I would hope so.
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#354
08-22-2011, 10:07 PM
LeNeve Wrote:http://blog.trutv.com/dumb_as_a_blog/201...music.html

6. Van Halen – “Hot For Teacher”
Word: “Bad”
Pronounced: “Bay-ed”
Kudos on this one. Diamond David Lee Roth heard you say there was no way he could butcher a one-syllable word that is among the first a human being learns as a toddler, and valiantly defied you. Trying to rhyme “bad” with “made”? I don’t know about this school.
[2:22 mark]

fucking sweet solo in that song and a hilarious dancing routine in the video.

I don't feel tardy.
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#355
08-23-2011, 07:12 AM
NussieT Wrote:
LeNeve Wrote:drunk on a horse acting like a retard
[youtube]JwpgpDQNLWg[/youtube]

LeNeve Wrote:Save me jeebus, save me Tom Cruise
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#356
08-23-2011, 08:19 AM
LeNeve Wrote:
LeNeve Wrote:I saw a toad last night, and a rattle snake.

I should have made them fight or something.

Or you should have made the snake rape the toad.
Since people can make animals rape eachother
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#357
08-23-2011, 08:19 AM
Chip Wrote:
LeNeve Wrote:
LeNeve Wrote:I saw a toad last night, and a rattle snake.

I should have made them fight or something.

Or you should have made the snake rape the toad.
Since people can make animals rape eachother
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