Tuesday 5/31/2011 - DBC Day 1

[michaelangelo]

(Phone Rings)
Secretary: Good Morning, Health Inspector's Office
Restaurant Owner: What is the percentage of rat turds that are acceptable in my food.
Secretary: Let me ask the expert sir.
(Long Pause)
Secretary: 25% in the city and 15% outside of city limits.
Restaurant Owner: Damn....

:roflmao: :roflmao: :high5:

[Chip]

A friends FB status:

Best cab ride ever. He served us homemade chai tea and cookies....and hugged us goodbye. Seriously

Yeah.
Wow.
I wish I could get updates like that...

You could but you are gay and don't have FB

I have Myspace, that I haven't done anything with in years.
If someone really needs to be my friend online that bad, they can find me there.

[Joe]

A friends FB status:

Best cab ride ever. He served us homemade chai tea and cookies....and hugged us goodbye. Seriously

Your friend is probably unconscious and is being violated right now.

[Chip]

fucking Chip.

9 armed LeNeves suck.

[NussieT]

A friends FB status:

Best cab ride ever. He served us homemade chai tea and cookies....and hugged us goodbye. Seriously

Your friend is probably unconscious and is being violated right now.

She's in Ireland right now with her mama. Her name is Ann-Marie and her mom's name is Mary-ann.

[Chip]

A friends FB status:

Best cab ride ever. He served us homemade chai tea and cookies....and hugged us goodbye. Seriously

Your friend is probably unconscious and is being violated right now.

You have to find the cabbie's FB to get that update.

[Joe]

A friends FB status:

Best cab ride ever. He served us homemade chai tea and cookies....and hugged us goodbye. Seriously

Yeah.
Wow.
I wish I could get updates like that...

You could but you are gay and don't have FB

I have Myspace, that I haven't done anything with in years.
If someone really needs to be my friend online that bad, they can find me there.

No one NEEDS to be your friend. We just think you are odd. That probably won't change if you get Facebook now though.

[NussieT]

I have Myspace, that I haven't done anything with in years.
If someone really needs to be my friend online that bad, they can find me there.

Or you can get with the times, delete your myspace and open a FB page...

[Brian]

fucking Chip.

9 armed LeNeves suck.

Nope, you're wrong. Could you imagine the stories that a 9 armed Leneve would have?

[Joe]

A friends FB status:

Best cab ride ever. He served us homemade chai tea and cookies....and hugged us goodbye. Seriously

Your friend is probably unconscious and is being violated right now.

She's in Ireland right now with her mama. Her name is Ann-Marie and her mom's name is Mary-ann.

Oh so she's being violated by a guy with a friendly accent that smells like Guinness.

[Chip]

I have Myspace, that I haven't done anything with in years.
If someone really needs to be my friend online that bad, they can find me there.

No one NEEDS to be your friend. We just think you are odd. That probably won't change if you get Facebook now though.

I've accepted that.

[NussieT]

Oh so she's being violated by a guy with a friendly accent that smells like Guinness.

Yes...

[Chip]

fucking Chip.

9 armed LeNeves suck.

Nope, you're wrong. Could you imagine the stories that a 9 armed Leneve would have?

:roflmao:

[Chip]

I have Myspace, that I haven't done anything with in years.
If someone really needs to be my friend online that bad, they can find me there.

Or you can get with the times, delete your myspace and open a FB page...

I would have deleted it, but it's set up with a Comcast e-mail address that I don't have anymore.
I need to access that e-mail to do anything.
I don't care enough to find a way around it.

[Joe]

fucking Chip.

9 armed LeNeves suck.

Nope, you're wrong. Could you imagine the stories that a 9 armed Leneve would have?

He'd get 2 kills per Black Ops game.