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Kate Upton not in the 2011 Maxim hot 100!!!
#1
That's right, you read it correct. Got my maxim in the mail today and looked at the top of the list to see, as I was sure she was top 20. Lo and behold, not there. Paged through the entire thing once, twice, three times, and no Kate Upton to be found.

All I have to say is

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and if I ever meet the people who make this list, I will say:

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I was a Little League superstar, don't hate.

Dudebro #5 on the Rich Davis poll and Dudebro #11 on the Steve Covino Poll.  Former Dudebro #18.
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#2
We will just claim Kate Upton as the Holy Vagina of DudebroNation

I will do another hot 100 when the current one is over in 8 to 10 days.
I was a Little League superstar, don't hate.

Dudebro #5 on the Rich Davis poll and Dudebro #11 on the Steve Covino Poll.  Former Dudebro #18.
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#3
Dude she's aiight, but i can think of 100 girls i'd put ahead of her. I think pauls most recent chick looks better.
Sure she has nice tits, but in this pic especially, i'd say she's average.
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P.S. I'm just breaking your balls because you didn't put Alessandra Ambrosio in the dudebro hot 100. :bullshit:
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#4
negadave Wrote:Dude she's aiight, but i can think of 100 girls i'd put ahead of her. I think pauls most recent chick looks better.
Sure she has nice tits, but in this pic especially, i'd say she's average.
Pete Nice Wrote:[Image: kate-upton-picture-91.jpg]

P.S. I'm just breaking your balls because you didn't put Alessandra Ambrosio in the dudebro hot 100. :bullshit:

And I say, you sir, are insane. That happens to be one of my favorite pics. Look at the curve of her stomach/midsection, perfection.

She is a natural 33DD-23-34, she has the face of an angel/girl next door and the long blonde hair every red blooded American man desires.

And have you seen the videos and GIF's?

I can not think of 20 women in the world who are hotter, shit I can't think of 5.
I was a Little League superstar, don't hate.

Dudebro #5 on the Rich Davis poll and Dudebro #11 on the Steve Covino Poll.  Former Dudebro #18.
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#5
If I had to find something wrong with that picture, it's that her elbow is doing that weird, backwards bending thing.
That's a little freeky.
But yeah, top 5 right now.
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#6
Something about her face turns me off... the rest is pretty damn perfect, especially those hoo-ters... but, as cute as she is, I can't get past the weird face thing...
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#7
BDH Wrote:Something about her face turns me off... the rest is pretty damn perfect, especially those hoo-ters... but, as cute as she is, I can't get past the weird face thing...

You mean how angelic it is?
I was a Little League superstar, don't hate.

Dudebro #5 on the Rich Davis poll and Dudebro #11 on the Steve Covino Poll.  Former Dudebro #18.
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#8
Dorthy Mantooth is a saint!
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#9
BDH Wrote:Something about her face turns me off... the rest is pretty damn perfect, especially those hoo-ters... but, as cute as she is, I can't get past the weird face thing...
You're right, she does have a face. I never noticed!!!
 - I’m a loner, Dottie, a rebel.
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#10
eddieyourdj Wrote:
BDH Wrote:Something about her face turns me off... the rest is pretty damn perfect, especially those hoo-ters... but, as cute as she is, I can't get past the weird face thing...
You're right, she does have a face. I never noticed!!!

:roflmao:

I think she has that 'girl next door' look.
'Girl next door with an awesome rack' look.
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#11
She's hot, but not the be all and end all of hotness that you are making her out to be.
Everything I say is not true and all things I claim to have done or do are just made up for argument sake!!
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#12
i bleed green Wrote:She's hot, but not the be all and end all of hotness that you are making her out to be.

Confusedlap:
I was a Little League superstar, don't hate.

Dudebro #5 on the Rich Davis poll and Dudebro #11 on the Steve Covino Poll.  Former Dudebro #18.
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#13
i bleed green Wrote:She's hot, but not the be all and end all of hotness that you are making her out to be.
:whomo: she's a'ight
Covino: "I am awesome because, I have a hate site and a fan site!"
Covino: "IF THIS IS CLOUT, RICH IS PINK ..KID KELLY IS BLUE :doggystyle"
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