Monday, March 3, 2011- EABOD

[Beckster]

My son (2nd grade) was going with the class to the music room. Then he kicked a wall, I don't know why, young boys do stupid shit like that all the time. Then the teacher took him back to the classroom, and told him to write down things he can do to respect the school and the teacher. He said he needed to go pee first. She said no, and left him to finish his paper. Then my son pissed on a plant. (which I've told him is okay to do in an emergency situation.)

So they called me, and made me sit down, and help my son write the stupid paper. I felt like pissing on everything too. Then I told him to write, "I will do better", then I tossed the paper on the secretary's desk, and we baled like Christian.

There was also a big ass fucking snake in a cage right behind my head, that I didn't notice at first. I only noticed it, because I started getting bored with what the teacher was saying, and started looking around. If she thinks an 8 year old boy is bad, she should spend a day with me. Fuck authority,

Ricky Bobby: How was school today, boys?
Walker: I threw a bunch of Grandpa Chip's war medals off the bridge.
Ricky Bobby: Sounds like a good day. How 'bout you, TR?
Texas Ranger: The teacher asked me what was the capital of North Carolina. I said Washington, D.C.
Cal Naughton, Jr.: Bingo.
Ricky Bobby: Nice.
Texas Ranger: She said "No, you're wrong." I said "You got a lumpy butt." She got mad at me and yelled at me and I pissed in my pants and I never did change my pee-pants all day. I'm still sittin' in my dirty pee-pants.

I just read this at the gym, on the treadmill

First i laughed out loud, fired a booger out my nose, and finished it by stumbling nearly to the ground

:high5:

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: that's awesome!! :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

[i bleed green]

I just read this at the gym, on the treadmill

First i laughed out loud, fired a booger out my nose, and finished it by stumbling nearly to the ground

:high5:

You do realize that you can run all day on those things but you're still gonna be in the same place right?