Maxim Hot 100 14 v 87

[Pete Nice]

14. Scarlett Johansson



87. Chelsea Handler

[Brampton]

Ok....who voted for Chelsea Handler???

I want answers!!!

[LeNeve]

This vote was tough too. One looks weird, and old, the other, just looks weird. A year or two ago, Chelsea handler was clearly the choice, now she looks like a washed up coke head, that you can easily take home from the seediest bar in Kansas.

The younger one looks as if E.T. raped Drew Barrymore, and Scarlett Johansson is the offspring that resulted from that union.

I cannot see either one of these skin bags making it past the next round.

[NussieT]

they both look busted.... I played eenie meenie miney mo.... Chelsea won...

[Derick]

i think bad pic of both, scarlet is way hot, boobs for days. Chelsea is also hot, but this pic makes her look way old

[the keifer]

They're both mediocs at best.

[Pete Nice]

LeNeve, Chelsea Handler IS a washed up old coke head.

[LeNeve]

LeNeve, Chelsea Handler IS a washed up old coke head.

She has a show on E! after "Talk soup" though, which is the only reason she is on this list.

I can find at least 3 girls that would smoke her in hotness, 2 of them would still do blow off the hood of an IROC if they had the chance. The third one would only do blow off a marble counter top.

[Brampton]

LeNeve, Chelsea Handler IS a washed up old coke head.

She has a show on E! after "Talk soup" though, which is the only reason she is on this list.

I can find at least 3 girls that would smoke her in hotness, 2 of them would still do blow off the hood of an IROC if they had the chance. The third one would only do blow off a marble counter top.

I like how you specified "IROC"
Hahahaha

[Joe]

LeNeve, Chelsea Handler IS a washed up old coke head.

She has a show on E! after "Talk soup" though, which is the only reason she is on this list.

I can find at least 3 girls that would smoke her in hotness, 2 of them would still do blow off the hood of an IROC if they had the chance. The third one would only do blow off a marble counter top.

I like how you specified "IROC"
Hahahaha

Not to be confused with a standard Camaro.

[Brampton]

LeNeve, Chelsea Handler IS a washed up old coke head.

She has a show on E! after "Talk soup" though, which is the only reason she is on this list.

I can find at least 3 girls that would smoke her in hotness, 2 of them would still do blow off the hood of an IROC if they had the chance. The third one would only do blow off a marble counter top.

I like how you specified "IROC"
Hahahaha

Not to be confused with a standard Camaro.

Oh Fo Sho!!!!