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Wed Oct 13.....There are no words to describe
beckster aka Tatertits Wrote:OK, what do ya think??

One of my co-workers was injured at work last Dec, badly.. We're talking shattered bones. He's still off work from it, plus he was in another unfortunate accident where he now has a broke leg (not at work). Problem is, he lost workman's comp and has no income right now. Everybody loved this guy, but our administrative people are kinda fucking him over since he is a "financial burden to them" . I want to take up a collection to help him out (money, gift cards, food, etc) and to show him that we care. Does that really seem out of the question???
he was hurt at work but lost workmans comp? How in the fuck does that work. Id be filing a lawsuit
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I'm growing candy corn on my fake farm.
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Chip Wrote:
beckster Wrote:
Chip Wrote:Jeesh.
The Humpty Dance.

I totally miss what that has to do with blue dye

Nothing. You said "I got busy", that song popped into my head.

Oh, gotcha.. lol
Just because someone can call me Mom now doesn't mean I am gonna be Betty Freakin Cocker and bake any pies.
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i've never confused super glue with eye drops, and who the hell leaves super glue just laying around
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LeNeve Wrote:I used a condom on one, but not on the other one.
Ridiculous hypothetical quandary.Not aimed specifically at Leneve.
So, if you were in a threesome with your wife and another girl; first off would you use a condom?
Assuming yes, would you switch condoms if you fuck the other chick first and then your wife? Assuming of course you're wearing the condoms for STDs and not pregnancy?
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Derick Wrote:
beckster Wrote:OK, what do ya think??

One of my co-workers was injured at work last Dec, badly.. We're talking shattered bones. He's still off work from it, plus he was in another unfortunate accident where he now has a broke leg (not at work). Problem is, he lost workman's comp and has no income right now. Everybody loved this guy, but our administrative people are kinda fucking him over since he is a "financial burden to them" . I want to take up a collection to help him out (money, gift cards, food, etc) and to show him that we care. Does that really seem out of the question???
he was hurt at work but lost workmans comp? How in the fuck does that work. Id be filing a lawsuit

They are trying to get him to quit, so he becomes the government's problem. All I hear about is how much money he has cost them. The only reason he didn't die from the accident was because of his height (he's 5'). The company knew the ladder he was on was faulty, but they did nothing about it.

Once he broke his leg, they cut his aide. Even though he has to have more surgery on his other injuries.
Just because someone can call me Mom now doesn't mean I am gonna be Betty Freakin Cocker and bake any pies.
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i bleed green Wrote:
LeNeve Wrote:I used a condom on one, but not on the other one.
Ridiculous hypothetical quandary.Not aimed specifically at Leneve.
So, if you were in a threesome with your wife and another girl; first off would you use a condom?
Assuming yes, would you switch condoms if you fuck the other chick first and then your wife? Assuming of course you're wearing the condoms for STDs and not pregnancy?
bareback FTW
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LeNeve Wrote:I'm growing candy corn on my fake farm.

I've neglected my fake farm all week... There needs to be a faster way to collect gifts and shit. I don't have hours to spare on that.
Just because someone can call me Mom now doesn't mean I am gonna be Betty Freakin Cocker and bake any pies.
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beckster aka Tatertits Wrote:They are trying to get him to quit, so he becomes the government's problem. All I hear about is how much money he has cost them. The only reason he didn't die from the accident was because of his height (he's 5'). The company knew the ladder he was on was faulty, but they did nothing about it.

Once he broke his leg, they cut his aide. Even though he has to have more surgery on his other injuries.
I couldnt file a lawsuit against the company fast enough
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Derick Wrote:
i bleed green Wrote:
LeNeve Wrote:I used a condom on one, but not on the other one.
Ridiculous hypothetical quandary.Not aimed specifically at Leneve.
So, if you were in a threesome with your wife and another girl; first off would you use a condom?
Assuming yes, would you switch condoms if you fuck the other chick first and then your wife? Assuming of course you're wearing the condoms for STDs and not pregnancy?
bareback FTW

:high5: other than herpes, guy stds are pretty treatable. Guys can't get aids either. Unless they are gay, or ass fucking heroin junkies.
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beckster aka Tatertits Wrote:OK, what do ya think??

One of my co-workers was injured at work last Dec, badly.. We're talking shattered bones. He's still off work from it, plus he was in another unfortunate accident where he now has a broke leg (not at work). Problem is, he lost workman's comp and has no income right now. Everybody loved this guy, but our administrative people are kinda fucking him over since he is a "financial burden to them" . I want to take up a collection to help him out (money, gift cards, food, etc) and to show him that we care. Does that really seem out of the question???

I bowl, so the crowd I'm in does this a lot.
But they have bowling fundraisers for things like softball teams.
They shop around to different bowling alleys to see where they can get the best price per game, they'll cut you a deal for something like that to get people in drinking. Charge people $20 for 3 games and pizza. Pizza places will cut you a deal too. Then they'll try and get ahold of things like sporting event tickets and gift cards and then raffle them off. And do 50/50 drawings.
If you get enough people, you can get over a grand and have a fun night out.
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B he should see an attorney....and no, I think that sounds like a great idea...maybe food store gift cards, etc.
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my boss did call, he's not coming in. I'm going to continue to do nothing for the rest of the day
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Chip Wrote:
beckster aka Tatertits Wrote:OK, what do ya think??

One of my co-workers was injured at work last Dec, badly.. We're talking shattered bones. He's still off work from it, plus he was in another unfortunate accident where he now has a broke leg (not at work). Problem is, he lost workman's comp and has no income right now. Everybody loved this guy, but our administrative people are kinda fucking him over since he is a "financial burden to them" . I want to take up a collection to help him out (money, gift cards, food, etc) and to show him that we care. Does that really seem out of the question???

I bowl, so the crowd I'm in does this a lot.
But they have bowling fundraisers for things like softball teams.
They shop around to different bowling alleys to see where they can get the best price per game, they'll cut you a deal for something like that to get people in drinking. Charge people $20 for 3 games and pizza. Pizza places will cut you a deal too. Then they'll try and get ahold of things like sporting event tickets and gift cards and then raffle them off. And do 50/50 drawings.
If you get enough people, you can get over a grand and have a fun night out.

Oh, and if you get everyone from work who is involved to buy a bottle of liquor each, put them all in a basket or bucket, and raffle that off, that'll bring in a ton of money. If you have the right crowd.
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I want some waffles right now. I think I can make that happen.
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