Monday January 3rd, 2011 - First thread of the year!

[Joe]

So I'm back from the doctor and all I can eat for the next 3 days is 4-5 bananas a day. And I have to drink 6 gatorades a day

what is wrong with you

Apparently whatever it is turning into a chimp is going to help him

[LeNeve]

So I'm back from the doctor and all I can eat for the next 3 days is 4-5 bananas a day. And I have to drink 6 gatorades a day

They are treating you like a sick zoo monkey. You must of went to a veterinarian, instead of a real doctor.

[Brampton]

So I'm back from the doctor and all I can eat for the next 3 days is 4-5 bananas a day. And I have to drink 6 gatorades a day

what is wrong with you

Part gorilla?

I wish, then flinging poo around wouldn't be frowned upon

[Derick]

So I'm back from the doctor and all I can eat for the next 3 days is 4-5 bananas a day. And I have to drink 6 gatorades a day

what is wrong with you

the doctor thinks I got a bug from some bad food (cracker barrel) and now my body is getting back at me

this sounds like really bad advice. I had food poisioning once from bad oj. they pumped me full of iv fluid (3bags) then sent me home. I felt like a million bucks after that. No food restrictions

[Joe]

My friend had a kid from his previous marriage.
He met a girl with 2 kids.
She got pregnant.
Now he has 4 kids.

I don't see him anymore.

[Derick]

speaking of food, i'm going to go get me a nice juicy hamburger and some fries, mmmmmmmm. i can taste it now, so good in the tummy

[Brampton]

So I'm back from the doctor and all I can eat for the next 3 days is 4-5 bananas a day. And I have to drink 6 gatorades a day

They are treating you like a sick zoo monkey. You must of went to a veterinarian, instead of a real doctor.

I said this to my wife in the car when we left......she laughed

[Derick]

My friend had a kid from his previous marriage.
He met a girl with 2 kids.
She got pregnant.
Now he has 4 kids.

I don't see him anymore.

i'd blame the whore, not your friend

[LeNeve]

JIU :killme:

I think living in utah is worse than canada, and Kansas combined.

This may actually be true.

I went to utah to a lake once. There were no trees, or plants around the lake, only blistering hot rocks, and the only animals I saw were dead fish, scorpions, and lizards.

[Brampton]

So I'm back from the doctor and all I can eat for the next 3 days is 4-5 bananas a day. And I have to drink 6 gatorades a day

what is wrong with you

the doctor thinks I got a bug from some bad food (cracker barrel) and now my body is getting back at me

this sounds like really bad advice. I had food poisioning once from bad oj. they pumped me full of iv fluid (3bags) then sent me home. I felt like a million bucks after that. No food restrictions

was your body flushing itself out 30 minutes after everthing you ate or drank?

[LeNeve]

speaking of food, i'm going to go get me a nice juicy hamburger and some fries, mmmmmmmm. i can taste it now, so good in the tummy

I had a bacon cheeseburger, and mozzarella sticks.

[LeNeve]

So I'm back from the doctor and all I can eat for the next 3 days is 4-5 bananas a day. And I have to drink 6 gatorades a day

what is wrong with you

the doctor thinks I got a bug from some bad food (cracker barrel) and now my body is getting back at me

this sounds like really bad advice. I had food poisioning once from bad oj. they pumped me full of iv fluid (3bags) then sent me home. I felt like a million bucks after that. No food restrictions

I wish I had iv equiptment at my disposal.

[Derick]

was your body flushing itself out 30 minutes after everthing you ate or drank?

yes right up until the iv's then after that i had to piss ever 5 minutes, but all good

[Derick]

speaking of food, i'm going to go get me a nice juicy hamburger and some fries, mmmmmmmm. i can taste it now, so good in the tummy

I had a bacon cheeseburger, and mozzarella sticks.

thats even better, i dont think they have bacon there, but do have cheese sticks

[Brampton]

Hannah Storm and Adam Schefter high fived each other when they announced Eric Mangini's firing today on Espn :roflmao: :roflmao: