Monday, March 3, 2011- EABOD

[LeNeve]

damn, I should have added the EABOD to it. I suck.

[Chip]

My son (2nd grade) was going with the class to the music room. Then he kicked a wall, I don't know why, young boys do stupid shit like that all the time. Then the teacher took him back to the classroom, and told him to write down things he can do to respect the school and the teacher. He said he needed to go pee first. She said no, and left him to finish his paper. Then my son pissed on a plant. (which I've told him is okay to do in an emergency situation.)

So they called me, and made me sit down, and help my son write the stupid paper. I felt like pissing on everything too. Then I told him to write, "I will do better", then I tossed the paper on the secretary's desk, and we baled like Christian.

There was also a big ass fucking snake in a cage right behind my head, that I didn't notice at first. I only noticed it, because I started getting bored with what the teacher was saying, and started looking around. If she thinks an 8 year old boy is bad, she should spend a day with me. Fuck authority,

Ricky Bobby: How was school today, boys?
Walker: I threw a bunch of Grandpa Chip's war medals off the bridge.
Ricky Bobby: Sounds like a good day. How 'bout you, TR?
Texas Ranger: The teacher asked me what was the capital of North Carolina. I said Washington, D.C.
Cal Naughton, Jr.: Bingo.
Ricky Bobby: Nice.
Texas Ranger: She said "No, you're wrong." I said "You got a lumpy butt." She got mad at me and yelled at me and I pissed in my pants and I never did change my pee-pants all day. I'm still sittin' in my dirty pee-pants.

[LeNeve]

Sosi Hui, morgaly vikalyu, padla, hickhov lishboten sugton.

[LeNeve]

Prime example of why I'm not a good father figure:

I'm looking up Russian cuss words, and posting them, when I should be working.

[LeNeve]

Huh, I'm kind of like Ricky Bobby. That sucks.

[Brampton]

My son (2nd grade) was going with the class to the music room. Then he kicked a wall, I don't know why, young boys do stupid shit like that all the time. Then the teacher took him back to the classroom, and told him to write down things he can do to respect the school and the teacher. He said he needed to go pee first. She said no, and left him to finish his paper. Then my son pissed on a plant. (which I've told him is okay to do in an emergency situation.)

So they called me, and made me sit down, and help my son write the stupid paper. I felt like pissing on everything too. Then I told him to write, "I will do better", then I tossed the paper on the secretary's desk, and we baled like Christian.

There was also a big ass fucking snake in a cage right behind my head, that I didn't notice at first. I only noticed it, because I started getting bored with what the teacher was saying, and started looking around. If she thinks an 8 year old boy is bad, she should spend a day with me. Fuck authority,

Ricky Bobby: How was school today, boys?
Walker: I threw a bunch of Grandpa Chip's war medals off the bridge.
Ricky Bobby: Sounds like a good day. How 'bout you, TR?
Texas Ranger: The teacher asked me what was the capital of North Carolina. I said Washington, D.C.
Cal Naughton, Jr.: Bingo.
Ricky Bobby: Nice.
Texas Ranger: She said "No, you're wrong." I said "You got a lumpy butt." She got mad at me and yelled at me and I pissed in my pants and I never did change my pee-pants all day. I'm still sittin' in my dirty pee-pants.

I just read this at the gym, on the treadmill

First i laughed out loud, fired a booger out my nose, and finished it by stumbling nearly to the ground

:high5:

[Brian]

My son (2nd grade) was going with the class to the music room. Then he kicked a wall, I don't know why, young boys do stupid shit like that all the time. Then the teacher took him back to the classroom, and told him to write down things he can do to respect the school and the teacher. He said he needed to go pee first. She said no, and left him to finish his paper. Then my son pissed on a plant. (which I've told him is okay to do in an emergency situation.)

So they called me, and made me sit down, and help my son write the stupid paper. I felt like pissing on everything too. Then I told him to write, "I will do better", then I tossed the paper on the secretary's desk, and we baled like Christian.

There was also a big ass fucking snake in a cage right behind my head, that I didn't notice at first. I only noticed it, because I started getting bored with what the teacher was saying, and started looking around. If she thinks an 8 year old boy is bad, she should spend a day with me. Fuck authority,

:roflmao: I really do love that story.

[the keifer]

I never have my browser full screen.
I keep it just wide enough to not have a scroll bar at the bottom, and tall enough to be square.

Dual monitors here.

show off

I'm sure Pete has quadruple monitors or something.

Quadruple 40" flatscreens as monitors.

[the keifer]

It's Monday!!!! What did you buy this weekend???


I bought tickets to get into the snowmobile races in town, a birthday present for my son since it was on sale (a new bike), gas, groceries and a hard shell case for my phone...

Gas and a ticket to an underground metal show in Harrisburg.

[the keifer]

ZZ top kicks ass.

Have they released anything in the last 20 years though?

Antenna was the last one I remember. Came out around 95 or so.

[the keifer]

I just knocked over my little cup of white gravy I had for my chicken strips, right in front of my keyboard luckily.

Still it looks like someone ran by and dropped a load on my desk. woot:

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :wanker:

[the keifer]

Last Caress green hell on Octane. :rock: :rock: :rock: :rock: :rock: :rock: :rock:

The original?
Probably not.

The Misfits version was two separate tracks.

[DaveP]

It's Monday!!!! What did you buy this weekend???


I bought tickets to get into the snowmobile races in town, a birthday present for my son since it was on sale (a new bike), gas, groceries and a hard shell case for my phone...

I bought a stripper and a lot of alcohol

[DaveP]

Daniel Tosh is great, I'm pissed I forgot his special was on and didn't watch it. I follow him on twitter and ignored his tweets last night.

What channel was it on?

Comedy Central.

I wonder if it will be on On Demand. I really want to see it.

Saw him live this weekend. Fantastic show. That was before the strippers.

[NussieT]

It's Monday!!!! What did you buy this weekend???


I bought tickets to get into the snowmobile races in town, a birthday present for my son since it was on sale (a new bike), gas, groceries and a hard shell case for my phone...

I bought a stripper and a lot of alcohol

That is very nice. I'm glad you had a good evening!