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Monday January 3rd, 2011 - First thread of the year!
Derick Wrote:
Joe Wrote:I always scheduled the bad ones for either early in the day or I'd schedule the bad one on Friday to get ready for the better one on Saturday.
both are first dates, i've talked to the second one more, but i might be more interested in the first

Where did you meet them from?
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Brian Wrote:You know, just yesterday I was telling myself that there weren't enough songs about penises. Thank you Tickelsack :killme:

Welcome to the Jason Ellis show.
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Joe Wrote:
Derick Wrote:
Joe Wrote:I always scheduled the bad ones for either early in the day or I'd schedule the bad one on Friday to get ready for the better one on Saturday.
both are first dates, i've talked to the second one more, but i might be more interested in the first

Where did you meet them from?
grocery store and post office
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Joe Wrote:
Brian Wrote:You know, just yesterday I was telling myself that there weren't enough songs about penises. Thank you Tickelsack :killme:

Welcome to the Jason Ellis show.
Penis heaven in twenty-eleven, I guess :?
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Derick Wrote:
Joe Wrote:
Derick Wrote:
Joe Wrote:I always scheduled the bad ones for either early in the day or I'd schedule the bad one on Friday to get ready for the better one on Saturday.
both are first dates, i've talked to the second one more, but i might be more interested in the first

Where did you meet them from?
grocery store and post office

Wow, check you out with the skills.
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Peanut butter will do it, I hate that shit. :roflmao:
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Joe Wrote:Wow, check you out with the skills.
i think the one girl is interested in me because I can get her cells from my lab. I'm such a sucker. Actually shes a HS biology teacher, we should have a lot to talk about. I'm such a pimp (when I choose to be)
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Derick Wrote:
Joe Wrote:I always scheduled the bad ones for either early in the day or I'd schedule the bad one on Friday to get ready for the better one on Saturday.
both are first dates, i've talked to the second one more, but i might be more interested in the first

So, what happens if date #1 doesn't want to end?
Just because someone can call me Mom now doesn't mean I am gonna be Betty Freakin Cocker and bake any pies.
Beckster is the new Dexter
I HATE PIE!!
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Derick Wrote:
Joe Wrote:Wow, check you out with the skills.
i think the one girl is interested in me because I can get her cells from my lab. I'm such a sucker. Actually shes a HS biology teacher, we should have a lot to talk about. I'm such a pimp (when I choose to be)

She'll start dating a Corey once you are no longer a scientist.
Everything I say is not true and all things I claim to have done or do are just made up for argument sake!!
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beckster aka Tatertits Wrote:
Derick Wrote:
Joe Wrote:I always scheduled the bad ones for either early in the day or I'd schedule the bad one on Friday to get ready for the better one on Saturday.
both are first dates, i've talked to the second one more, but i might be more interested in the first

So, what happens if date #1 doesn't want to end?
i have already told her I have to meet a friend at a specific time later. Date 1 is fine with keeping it within my time frame
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This story of Rich's is great.. just great... while I eat cherry butter on crackers.... :barf:

Confusedad:
Just because someone can call me Mom now doesn't mean I am gonna be Betty Freakin Cocker and bake any pies.
Beckster is the new Dexter
I HATE PIE!!
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i bleed green Wrote:
Derick Wrote:
Joe Wrote:Wow, check you out with the skills.
i think the one girl is interested in me because I can get her cells from my lab. I'm such a sucker. Actually shes a HS biology teacher, we should have a lot to talk about. I'm such a pimp (when I choose to be)

She'll start dating a Corey once you are no longer a scientist.
i believe that all girls I date will eventually leave me for a corey
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beckster aka Tatertits Wrote:This story of Rich's is great.. just great... while I eat cherry butter on crackers.... :barf:

Confusedad:
It's hilarious to me, I don't know why. I can't stop laughing.
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Derick Wrote:i believe that all girls I date will eventually leave me for a corey

I just setup a user account for someone name Corey like 15 mins ago. Even PA isn't safe.
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Joe Wrote:
Derick Wrote:i believe that all girls I date will eventually leave me for a corey

I just setup a user account for someone name Corey like 15 mins ago. Even PA isn't safe.
i'm going to ban that person
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