This Week In Real Pirateball

[LeNeve]

Mercer, we really need to find you a woman bro...lol!!

I agree...and I'm trying...the last one I tried to go on a date with flaked on me twice, so that was the end of that. People keep telling me if I spent as much time on getting girls as I do with videos like TWIRP that I would be fine. To me the headache of chasing girls isn't worth it. In my opinion, if they don't sweat me it's pointless.

You need a Russian chick.

Or a Mexican.