03-01-2010, 09:36 AM
negadave Wrote:Took this of another website
Minivan
What You Think It Says: Just because my wife made me trade in my Camaro for this used minivan doesn't mean I can't still whoop your ass. Maybe you didn't see that badass Yosemite Sam bumper sticker on the back. Sure, the kids put it there, but it's still pretty badass. You might not think it, but this baby has got some power under the hood. It's basically just a cool truck with a camper built on top of it. And it's shaped like a condom. So, it's a condom-shaped truck with a camper on it...and a sliding door. Also, there's built in child seats, and it came with a built-in DVD player and some free Dora the Explorer DVDs. But aside from that, it's basically the same as a badass truck, man.
What It Really Says: I'm my wife's bitch.
I foresee this in knightryda's future!!!!!
Just because someone can call me Mom now doesn't mean I am gonna be Betty Freakin Cocker and bake any pies.
Beckster is the new Dexter
I HATE PIE!!
Beckster is the new Dexter
I HATE PIE!!