2011 ESPN Stock Car Challenge

[Pete Nice]

Having to pick new drivers is fucking gay. I never have to pick new players on my fantasy baseball team.

Another reason NASCAR is fucking gay.

How about we talk more about hockey and NCAA, because that would be awesome

"daddy look at the cars going in circles for 5 hours"

"shut up and get me a budweiser"

This is partially true.

The entire group of people I hung out with in Indiana this weekend were drinking either Coors Light or Budweiser Select. I can't blame them though. I searched everywhere for something else to drink at the stores and there really weren't many choices. Luckily they had some Fat Tire hidden on a bottom shelf at the end of their cooler. I also picked up a 12 of Leinenkugel's Summer Shandy which was actually kinda nice if you are frying in the sun.

I offered my beer to everyone else there and I don't think a single can of my stuff was opened by anyone else but me.

I am talking Nascar, Indy is a much classier crowd. Coors Light at a NASCAR race would be like a bottle of Dom.