Just Awesome

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FNG's at the airbase were sent looking for prop wash. I sent my ex-wife to Home Depot once to get left-handed drywall screws. When she came back without them telling me there was no such thing I sent her back a second time to talk to the manager.

Note I said "ex" wife...

You know the people at Home Depot know someone is messing with the girl when one comes in asking for stuff like that.
I wonder how often they play along with it.