Oregon

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I met my friends brother in law from Oregon just last night.
When he got drunk, he went on to tell me that pretty much every girl in Oregon is a whore. And in strip clubs, you don't get lap dances, you just get blow jobs.
So...

Sounds like I'm moving to Oregon.

He was pretty drunk.
I'm not going to put much faith in him, but I guess it's worth a shot.