05-12-2010, 01:52 PM
Brampton Wrote:beckster aka Tatertits Wrote:Would you call him........Needledick? :roflmao:Brampton Wrote:For some people who do become addicted to it, they do have their views skewed. Their ideals get shifted, and the value of a woman can diminish
I dated this guy I really liked. We reached a point where we were ready to get it on... I don't think that moron knew the difference between reality and porn. He was the worst I ever had and his equipment was like a pencil. I ended it the next day.
Pencil dick... I had a rough time keeping a straight face when he asked me if he was the biggest I had ever had. I know I had to ask if it was in. After that, I would "accidently" brush up against them to gauge what they are packing.
Just because someone can call me Mom now doesn't mean I am gonna be Betty Freakin Cocker and bake any pies.
Beckster is the new Dexter
I HATE PIE!!
Beckster is the new Dexter
I HATE PIE!!