Friday August 26, 2011 Ralph's Revenge

[the keifer]

I need to figure out what to throw when I get done angry masturbating. I have fish. I have a turtle statue in the garden. hmmmmmm

do the spiderman and throw you jizz at your wife or dogs face

When I was still in the shop for work one of the techs and his wife were on the verge of divorce, he was at home alone during the day watching Spiderman on TV when he got the brainy idea that he'd dress up as Spiderman, hang a rope from the beam in the garage and when she opens the garage door to pull the car in he'll be hanging upside down like Tobey Mcguire did for Kirsten Dunst. He spend hours looking for a Spiderman costume... unable to find one other than a child size he buys it anyway. The man was fairly large at the time so he squeezed himself into this costume and waitied for her. When she finally came home, she opened the garage door to see a fat man in a spiderman suit with flab hanging out hanging upside down then the chain snapped making him crash face first onto the concrete. She laughed her ass off... I don't know how the hell anyone at work found out but everytime I think of Spiderman I think of this and I end up laughing my ass off.

I love that story.